DANE COOK IS SUCH AN ASS

September 14, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It's with no small amount of pride that I mention I've hated Dane Cook since the first minute I saw him. He's always sucked, he's never been funny. This dude couldn't make me laugh unless he got me high and tickled my feet while puppies licked my face. And before anyone defends him, watch the video Best Week Ever put together for Danes new single. You read that right, by the way. Dane sings. Not only that, but he sings some emo cry baby nonsense. All he's missing is eyeliner and a heart filled with doom. This couldn't be any gayer unless he sang it with capri pants on and some snakeskin boots with little bells on the tips.

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