09.04.2007 EVA LONGORIA IS ASSTASTIC

Eva Longoria is in Alicante, Spain this week doing … umm … this.  No word on where her mincing French husband was.  Probably getting a hibiscus wrap or cuticle push or whatever it is French dudes do.  I can't wait until he finds out that while he was out getting his roots done like some kind of homo, I totally got it on with pictures of his girl. Checkmate, pretty boy.


(81) Comments

  1. Laylo 09/04/2007 13:13

    damn her ass is nice.

  2. Laylo 09/04/2007 13:14

    more ass than bikini…thats what i like

  3. Robert 09/04/2007 13:19

    Latina asses are always the best.  Time to put something in the coin slot!

  4. DB's Treasure 09/04/2007 13:20

    Laylo, you may need a new avatar after this thread

  5. Slaappy 09/04/2007 13:21

    Banner Pic great (lol coin slot)

    Tats ehh 

  6. VaginaOfParis 09/04/2007 13:21

    Are there still men who find her attractive?  I'd be afraid of getting hit by lighting if I tried to fuck that.  Why?  She's got a cross.  On her ass.  That's just not right.  It's like a litte dare to God: "Lord, would you hit this?   How's your aim?"

    Not to mention all those NBA-player diseases she's got to be incubating.  That's probably more painful than getting your willy wacked with a million volts of God-juice.

  7. VaginaOfParis 09/04/2007 13:23

    Er, lightning.  Not lighting.  Throw a spotlight on it, fine. 

    Although now that I think about it, a spotlight on Eva doing the nasty with me would probably scare a whole mess o' folks. 

  8. Robert 09/04/2007 13:26

    VoP - you're worried about a cross?  Damn.  You need to grow a couple, bro.

    Shit I've fucked a girl who had her daughter's AND "Baby Daddy's" name on her tramp spot.  It's not MY fuckin' fault she put it there!

    If she wants to ride the pony, don't blame the horse…. 

  9. Moe 09/04/2007 13:42

    that's quite a face full of poon… am I complaining?  not a damn bit

  10. ectocooler 09/04/2007 13:47

    ASS PLAYGROUND ANYONE?

  11. Withershanks Mcgee 09/04/2007 13:49

    ehem** HURRAY!!!!

  12. bryce 09/04/2007 13:49

    Where the hell did my comment go? It wasn't very good anyway… punch her kitten etc.

  13. El Guapo 09/04/2007 13:50

    She is so damn flat it's not even funny. She really should consider a tit job or something, because it's hard to look at her from the front. Her can is all right. Not great, but not too shabby.

  14. Diremutt 09/04/2007 13:50

    Had a catholic girlfriend that always wore a crucifix. It was a little wierd when she would be blowing me and this cross was slapping my junk/taint/asshole. Is teabagging a graven image Jesus a bad thing?

  15. The Ghost of Deano 09/04/2007 13:50

    She is too skinny but whoa thats one hell of a big puffy pussy she's sporting in the title shot.  Or maybe… Maybe its a DICK.

  16. IvanWhore 09/04/2007 13:51

    Gawd, I want to drill that.  Best pic I've seen in weeks on this thing.

  17. Juan 09/04/2007 13:51

    That's not a tattoo of a cross, it's an arrow pointing down.  All that's missing are the words "Enter Here." 

  18. VaginaOfParis 09/04/2007 13:52

    Robert: I'd be more worried about the never-get-overs concealing themselves in her cooter.  They laugh in the face of penicillin.

  19. wwbd 09/04/2007 13:53

    Im officially calling myself "Ass Tagger" from now on.

  20. Jesus H. Christ 09/04/2007 13:54

    I've been working on an theory and could use everyone's help.

    Do you think women with small breasts, (a's or b's), tend to take it up the ass more than bustier women?

     I tend to think yes, only because they feel the need to make-up for the "shortcomings" of having small tits.  

    Oh yeah, sweet ass.  I'd hit that like a hanging curveball. 

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