Poor Britney Spear is probably curled up somewhere, crying her eyes out, shaking her fists at the rain and cursing the fates, pushed to the brink of madness by her life of opulence, freedom and luxury. Like her new house in Malibu for example. The Real Estakler says:
…just a few miles north to the Point Dume area where she will soon be relocating to an 8,500 square foot house that sits on a 5 acre parcel on gated Ramirez Canyon Road.
The newly renovated house, which was recently listed at $9,350,000, includes 6 bedrooms, 7 bathrooms, a large living room with low ceilings, a dining room with high ceilings and a view of the heated pool, a master that includes a fireplace and dual bathrooms. The square footage also includes a media room, wine cellar, family room, eat in kitchen and spare bedrooms.
The 5 acre estate is accessed by a charming wooden bridge and the park-like grounds will give the kids plenty of privacy and room to play hide and seek.
The rolling grounds include lush lawns, a heated swimming pool, guest house, and room for horses.
Someone better take Jaydens last known photo right now, because I wouldn't trust Britney to keep track of her kids in a phone booth, much less 5 wooded acres in Malibu. "Britney, where are the kids?" "Oh, they're out playing on the cliff."
(new house in picture 1, the old house in 2 and 3)
Huh?
Wu say: COCKSUCKAAAAAAAAA
I could house a small nation in that house. I wonder how many illigal mexicans she'll hire to keep it free of all the Federline vermin.
What a lovely place for a suicide.
Doesn't look any different from any other asshole on Cribs.
You forgot to mention the room where she gets to air out her meat flaps after a hard night of power humping.
"If Britney sells her house I am going to find the nearest building and jump off of it! AAAHHHHH LEAVE HER ALONE!"
Hang on, I need to email the address to Chris Crocker.
$10 says she houses a nanny and the kids in the guest house.
no wonder she wants the new place, it's much easier to clean up vomit, blood, and other bodily fluids off hardwood than out of carpet
I bet Britney's walls have more pictures of Britney that Chris Crocker's walls.
" Ah luke sew hawt in dat wun!"
i love britney's unique brand of failure.
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Damn Spears for being the epitome of a Demoncrat voter and an elitist liberal. Here's why she's both: this beyotch is such a mentally ill/insecure hag that she chronically goes outside without panties on. This cunt still assumes that people want to see her cunt despite the fact that she's gained like 30 pounds, which would lower her attractiveness considerably. She has been rumored to continually abuse her kids, what with her wild, liberal lifestyle of partying the whole night and leaving her offspring God knows with whom or where! She's the epitome of a rotten, liberal, single mother who disdains the need for her kids to have a father figure in her life. At this point, that no-talent laughingstock, K-Fed, is actually a model father compared to Spears.
She can't use the "I'm southern" card anymore … She's about as L.A. trash as it gets. And why the fuck does a person need that big of a living room?? Does she host the local furries convention or something?
what a dump! she must be on welfare!
Dang! A heated cement pond fer the yungins to swee-im in! Thass nice!
well, moe…i'm guessin' she doesn't need it for practicing her dance routines…hoooo…snap!
Look at all those books in that one picture. Why the fuck does she have all those books? She's not reading them and she can't eat or fuck them.
I'm sure she'll be using the eat-in kitchen quite a bit.