09.12.2007 HAYDEN IS SINGLE

Us Weekely says that Hayden Panettiere, 18, has broken up with her boyfriend for the past year, Stephen Colletti, 21.  You may know Colletti, but probably don't, from the MTV show, Laguna Beach.  Us says:

…a source tells Us, "Their breakup has been a long time coming." But that doesn't mean the former sweethearts are feuding. Panettiere tells Us, "We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other's careers."

"Career"?   She must be referring to some past life, because she's 18 and he's on an MTV reality show.  That's not a career.  Just because he's on TV doesn't make him an actor.  That's like calling a Dalmatian a fireman.  He's not a fireman.  And I'm not really Batman, these pajamas are just comfortable.


(89) Comments

  1. Diremutt 09/12/2007 12:22

    Yogurt Tacos!

  2. Observer 09/12/2007 12:23

    Whore and virgin

  3. MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 09/12/2007 12:23

    CUMSHOT on this!!!

  4. Observer 09/12/2007 12:24

    Love the bulldyke in the brown pinstripe suit.
    If that’s not her mother then that woman must have the dream dyke job of the century.

  5. Diremutt 09/12/2007 12:24

    Single, 18… <sigh>  Proof that God loves us and want sus to think naughty naughty thoughts.

  6. LoRider 09/12/2007 12:25

    Why do I sense angst every time you mention this chick?  She's f-ing hot!  Are you pissed because there is no dirt on her yet and she's not fueled by Red Bull and Cigarettes?  Sure seems that way and rightfully so!

     

    Ride Lo

  7. Observer 09/12/2007 12:25

    I gotta admit - my Dora the Explorer jammies are quite comfortable.

  8. pepper 09/12/2007 12:25

    The things I would do with her assssss!

  9. The Ghost of Deano 09/12/2007 12:26

    She is so goddamn cute I could just drop dead right here.  Sad thing is that women who look that way at 18 tend to look very different by 28. 

    Ahhh… Hayden, we'll always have WWTDD.

  10. bryce 09/12/2007 12:26

    Normally I'm not into fucking midgets. But in her case I might make an exception…

  11. Observer 09/12/2007 12:27

    As a reader - I am pissed at the mention of this girl. She is so sweet and little that I have to use a strawberry to pretend I am violating her rather than my usual juicy freshwater clam.

  12. TheGusto 09/12/2007 12:27

    i wish one of these lil L.A. freaks would finally explore the wonderful world of meth…that'd be about 2.5 months of bitchin' posts…

  13. Chris19 09/12/2007 12:28

    Two movies and a starring role on one of the hottest shows on TV, at the age of 18, sounds like a decent career to me, or at least the start of one. But yeah, being on a reality show on MTV (do people actually still watch MTV?) is not a career. Unless your career is "no talent nobody".

    She's yummy.

  14. slyder2120 09/12/2007 12:29

    How many times does 36 go into 18? As many times as she wants biotch!

  15. Doctress Leisa 09/12/2007 12:29

    We appreciate and support each other's careers

    Well, if she decides she doesn't like the career she has, I'm sure Joe Francis has an alternative. 

  16. pepper 09/12/2007 12:29

    AAAAHHH!!!!!

    The things I would do to her ASSSSSSS!!! 

  17. The Ghost of Deano 09/12/2007 12:30

    I would rip her little squeegee open from button to navel.

  18. pepper 09/12/2007 12:31

    Oh my GOD

    The things I wiould do to that assssss.

     

  19. Jacktion! 09/12/2007 12:31

    Are they feety pajamas? I used to have Superman feety pajamas, and they were SOOOOO comfy.

  20. Son of Bill Brasky 09/12/2007 12:32

    how long do you think it will be before the inevitable Maxim spread?

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