HAYDEN WILL KILL YOU

TVGuide says that smiley face Hayden Panettiere threatened to kill an Us magazine reporter over an item on their website that said Hayden had broken up with her idiot boyfriend (this story here).  Michael Ausiello says:

Anyway, it was the unbreakable Hayden Panettiere who threatened to "kill" a staffer from Us Weekly over something she wrote about her in a recent issue. Just when it looked like Hayden was about to pull a Sylar on said reporter's skull, her quick-thinking publicist grabbed her and scolded, "Not on the red carpet." It was a classic Hollywood moment — and one I predict will be streaming all over the Internet by week's end.

Some people just aren't scary.  And by some people, I mean white people.  Don't get me wrong, I heart whites, but white girls who are a foot and a half tall aren't very intimidating.  I'm pretty sure whoever this was could smack Hayden in the face and she'd literally disintegrate, and you'd have to vacuum up her remains off the red carpet.