Jessica Simpson has been working out a lot lately and finally decided to show the results last night in Los Angeles, by reaching past the sweatpants and pulling out the Daisy Dukes. And if you think this is all some tight-pantsed treachery, here are the pictures to prove it. Suck on that naysayers. These remind me why I began worshiping Jessica in the first place, lo these many years. I figure she's at least as good of a god as that outer space puma Tom Cruise worships, or whatever the fuck it is scientologists believe in. Or the weirdos in kaballah. I think I read that their god is Cobra from GI Joe, but I'll have to double check.
Skanky… And boring.
I like my women with superhuman drug problems. What's LiLo doing these days?
god damn look at those calves! she could be the next Ms. Olympia!
Who is she again?
or the next Mrs. Gusto St. Cool!!!!
She remembered how to dress for a trip to Wal*Mart at any rate.
Apparently her force field works on oriental people.
I'll quote Jake… "WHO is she?"
Oh no Godzilla?
Speaking of oriental people, the chick in the green dress has a little moose knuckle action there in the banner pic.
remembered how to dress, but forgot to eat
Wanna make her kill herself? Call her a fat ass!
I guess trannys love Jessica almost as much as they love Britney!
How do you lose your hips that fast, where did her great ass go? Inquiring minds want to know ya'll
It looks like her lips were run over by a truck, and not in a good way. Very nice legs.
I was over this chick, like, 2 years ago…
…but anything is better than a Shitney thread.
C'mon, dude, it's "Gojira".
Thank you Jessica! although I was expecting a little more cleavage.
WTH happened to her gigantic rack!??
I am really not that impressed.
She's so hot she turns Asians into limbo dancers.
No, it doesn't make any sense. Scientists baffled!