KATHARINE MCBOOBS IS ENGAGED

OK magazine says today that Katharine McPhee is now engaged to her boyfriend, this handsome devil.  And if you're thinking, "where is the handsome devil?  Behind her dad?  I want to see the handsome devil!"  No, no that's him.  For the record, she is 23, he is 42.  OK says:

Her longtime boyfriend, Nick Cokas, proposed to McPhee recently, but friends insist it wasn’t a big surprise. An insider tells American magazine OK!, “They’ve been talking about it (marriage) for some time.”

I know this page is normally pretty cerebral stuff, but I would absolutely write my initials on Katharine McPhee, so this dude deserves a Blue Ribbon from whoever it is that hands out Blue Ribbons in the category of Nailing Hot Young Ass.  My raw sex appeal is hundreds of something's too high to be measured, but you have to admire some fat nobody who can get into the toaster of a rich superstar who is half his age.  This story is inspiring, like Braveheart and Ron Jeremy, rolled into one.