For some completely inexplicable reason, Maggie Gyllenhaal - who might honestly be the ugliest person on earth - is the new face of Agent Provocateur lingerie. God she's hideous. I can honestly feel the bile in the back of my throat right now. It's so uncomfortable to look at her in the best of circumstances, much less to look at her trying to be sexy. Her eyes are six feet apart and her nose is all piggy and puffy like in cartoons when someone hits their thumb with a hammer. I could make a list of at least 10 dudes I would make out with before Maggie Gyllenhaal, and I'm the most hetero dude on the planet. Seriously. I'm all man baby. Many of the local Indian tribes here even have songs about me and the amazing adventures of my dork.
if you put a bag on here face wouldnt be that bad
Fuck, too! That weremungetard is hot!
i'd hit that shizznizzasty
It doesn't help that she thinks she's so glamorous and important. She is everything that makes a man a mysogynist. Or homosexual. Man I want to smash her face.
I am also very hereto whatever the fuck that means.
I'll be the first to say (and be ridiculed)…there are certain times when she looks very nice, actually (ie; pic4). But yeah, MOST of the time….ugh.
Um, yeah. Right about now I'm punchin the kitties of an overbearing british control freak 10 years my senior who bears a striking resemblance to fruit, specifically melon. So, yep. Maggie's lookin pretty damn good right now!
I wonder if she takes it in the can like her brother.
Um, yeah. Right about now I'm punchin the kitties of an overbearing british control freak 10 years my senior who bears a striking resemblance to fruit, specifically melon. So, yep. Maggie's lookin pretty damn good right now!
RED MEAT FOREVER!!!!
What the fuck is up with her cheeks? Looks like she's 90.
whereto?
hereto dudes! alright!
i'm totally hereto also, i hear you brother.
Even with all the lighting and make-up experts, airbrushing ect. She still looks like shit. To see her in person would be hideous. What a dog.
I'd brown bag it!
Oh and hey? What's that white thing she's sitting on? It looks like an old blanket or something. Idiots!
She needs to change her name and perhaps people will find her more sexy. Here are some suggestions for new, sexier names for Maggie:
a) Carol Channing
b) Phyllis Diller
c) Leah Remini
d) Ivanna Humpalot
e) Pussy Galore
f) Amy Winehouse
I'd hit it before and i'd hit it now…and i hope i'm on Brend0n's list of hereto guys he'd like to do.
At least she takes care of her body and isn't a cow. Can't do much about her butter face.
Body is tight, but pale.
Face.. meh. That's why god made light switches.
I'd rather do Carol Channing than her. People only think she's great because she got buttfucked on camera. Well, so did her brother and you see where that got him. What's worse is that, without the five o'clock shadow, they kinda look alike, and who would honestly fuck her brother?
But seriously, something's wrong with her body if she looks like somebody's pervy grandma.