MARIAH CAREY IS INSANE

The New York Daily News says that Mariah Carey's famous ego is still raging unchecked, up to the point now where she even commandeers public restrooms.  The News says:

Mariah Carey, drinking deeply at VH1's Music Cares event, invaded the ladies' room with two burly bodyguards. Two women already there say her security tried to evict them, but they refused to leave. Says one: "One of the bodyguards said to us, 'If you're going to stay, you better not watch Mariah pee.'"

Wow, you must have read my mind, bodyguard, because more than anything in this world, I want to watch Mariah Carey go to the bathroom.  Ever since I was a little boy, it's been my dream.  I used to build lego versions of Mariah with glasses of water hooked up to strings so I could pretend, but now, look, I'm really doing it, achieving my dreams!!!

(bitch don't flatter yourself)