09.24.2007 MEG WHITE HAS A SEX TAPE?

You ever have some chick that you knew full well wasn't cute in any way but for some reason you thought she was anyway.  Well for me that chick is Meg White, the drummer for the White Stripes.  Which is noteworthy because many are saying she has a leaked sex tape.  On Sept 11th, the White Stripes canceled their tour because Meg was suffering from "acute anxiety".  Is that because of the sex tape?  How the hell should I know.  Leave me alone!  You can download the tape here, or look at NSFW screencaps here or here (HQ here).  I guess it kinda looks like her, and by that I mean the chick in the video has a foot and head and all that, just like Meg White, but who the hell knows.  I question the location.  Either she was kidnapped or her fantasy was to get nailed in my freshman dorm.  And there's this weird creaking sound like she's in the hull of an 18th century ship.  I also can't figure our what they're saying, so it may not even be English.  Although come to think of it, I've never heard Meg White speak.  She might not even have a tongue for all I know.




(105) Comments

  1. Dr. Gonzo 09/24/2007 10:00

    i certainly hope that if she does the costar is jack white.

    i'm just sayin… 

  2. Mike35 09/24/2007 10:04

    Percentage of interest: Zero for this thread

  3. JackAzz 09/24/2007 10:04

    Looks like she has nice tits for a drummer! 

  4. Bitch_Fight 09/24/2007 10:05

    There's no way that's Meg White! Suckers!

  5. Angel Eyes Van Cleef 09/24/2007 10:05

    She does have some Gert Stonkers on her.

  6. Jim 09/24/2007 10:05

    meg is pretty sexy, in my worthless opinion. shes got a nice rack. dont know if thats her, tho.

  7. frankXchange 09/24/2007 10:07

    I have no idea who this is, but it would be funny to include drum noises with the sex tape, or a long drum roll as she nears climax or something. 

    As big-assed chics go, she looks pretty hot.

  8. mephistopheles jefferson 09/24/2007 10:07

    Even though I can't watch this right now, I'm absolutely positive that this is her.  I believe all rumors, even when they've been "proven" false.  And you know what?  My percentage is higher than all you "it's a fake!" Chicken Little motherfuckers.  Photoshop some balls onto your chins. 

  9. Perry 09/24/2007 10:09

    Why couldn't this have been posted this weekend???  Now I have to wait until this afternoon to check it out.

     

     

  10. mephistopheles jefferson 09/24/2007 10:09

    By the way, it's nice to have 'fuck them' back, and no evian.  Viva la WWTDD!

  11. TheGusto 09/24/2007 10:09

    i can't check 'em out…as i'm at work…but i'm already touching myself inappropriately in anticipation…

  12. Bitch_Fight 09/24/2007 10:10

    I'll end this right now… the guy behind her has man-tits. It's not Meg…let it go.

  13. Slaappy 09/24/2007 10:10

    Looks like her, NICE!

  14. Russel 09/24/2007 10:13

    i too fall in the category of thinking this chick is hot even though she's really not that hot.. i think it's the quiet brooding look, and the fact she rocks the drums?? meh..

    nice rack on whoever the chick is in the video though.. 

  15. Observer 09/24/2007 10:14

    This has got to be true. Why?

    Because I love tits and I especially love new ones.

    btw - Rejoice  fuckers - the Evian is gone and the fuck is back.

    Not that I objected to Evian - I only objet to orange undies on guys.

  16. Observer 09/24/2007 10:14

    object

  17. Anderson 09/24/2007 10:15

    Well, I thought that H.S. Confidential pic was photoshopped, and it wasn't, so what do I know?  Nothin'.

    Maybe "Icky Thump" isn't selling too well & this is how they promote it?

    "Icky Thump" would be a good name for Meg's sex tape, now that I think of it.

  18. Dowdy Hoody 09/24/2007 10:15

    Bjork is stunning!

  19. PercySugden 09/24/2007 10:16

    Hey - doesn't the guy know you should Bang the Drum(mer) Slowly?

     

    Sorry - Monday morning, etc….

  20. zeke123 09/24/2007 10:16

    So the only way I can get those De laHoya hosiery shots out of my mind is some third rate tubby drummer fucking? I couldnt be less interested if Melissa Auf Der Maur was twiddling herself. 

    Wake me when the older blonde from Heroes does a video.

     

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