NATALIE PORTMAN IS NAKED. SORTA.

September 28, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Good news if you ever wanted to know exactly what Natalie Portmans ass looks like, because the short film "Hotel Chevalier" – starring Portman and Jason Schwartzman, directed by Wes Anderson as a companion piece to "the Darjeeling Limited" – is now online for free on iTunes (or you can download it for extra free from rapidshare here). In the meantime, check out the NSFW screencaps here. In the movie, Portman plays a girl who brushes her teeth, Schwartzman plays a mustachioed stranger with a nice hotel room, and I play a handsome Navy SEAL from the wrong side of the tracks, out to set things right with punches and the truth. In the movie, you ask? No, my friends, in my amazing real life.

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