Paris Hilton says she wants to donate stacks of her used clothes and shoes to children's charities, because she says she has more clothes than she could ever possibly wear. Paris says:
"I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I'm going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children's hospitals. I never wear something twice."
That's kinda touching. Because what little kids with no bone marrow want is a Zac Posen gown spotted with blood and Red Bull, and a stain of semen that, since it hit Paris Hilton, I have to assume is in the shape of a pentagram.
In a related note, Jerry Lewis never wears a pair of socks more than once. Oh, and he also hates fags.
Holy crap, they might as well start handing out Valtrex in the cafeteria
much like the dentist being kind enough to numb your mouth before drilling. a nice gesture in theory, but its still a drill and still my mouth.
Jimmy Choos that smell of booze are such a gift from such a foo.
What she doesn't say is she's only giving them to the Aryan children. Blonde haired, blue eyed babies are so in this year.
Wow, instead of old wwf t-shirts and crappy wranglers bums get semen stained Hilton hand me downs. That's sweet. Maybe they can filter them into the job interview clothes program. They can help out of work black people find jobs as whores.
http://www.iseerobots.com
Well, at least now homeless girls will have something nice to wear to their debutant balls.
Heh heh, I said "balls"
The True Cost of Happyness
awwkitten,
I've
enjoyedseen the videos manymany, many, manytimes and it appears that Paris does indeed enjoy being drilled in the mouth…In her privileged, insular, retarded way She's Making A Difference!
different kind of hardware, i'm sure.
actually i think those videos were a much better publicity stunt than this one. at least that one made sense..
Click-click-click, burrrr…..whistle, pop-cluck-pop-pop.
Loosely translated means I can't wait to track down that lion in my new Jimmy Choo shoes! Honestly though, my Swahili is a but rusty so it could also mean something like "I still need to figure out why this dress smells like catfish."
As someone said in an earlier thread… she really does have some nice DSL's. I never noticed before now because of my loathing.
Sarcasto, very funny!
She's such a giver. She gives clothes, she gives shoes, she gives the clap.
Plastic-Man wants his disguise back.
some of you may be too young to get that^
What does this have to do with Britney Spears?
I'm such a selfish bastard… I wear my clothes more than once… hell, I've had my ELO t-shirts for decades… Thank you Paris for showing me the true meaning of charity..
The last thing those children need is more diseases.
On the plus side, when the clap burns it'll keep 'em warm.