SOMEONE WANTS TO KILL KFED

Entertainment Tonight says that both the FBI and the LAPD are investigating claims that someone is trying to kill Kevin Federline.  According to ET:

ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE's life … Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger … Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened … ET has been working this story for the past two months.

I'm not technically a profession assassin, but I'm pretty sure even I have the skills needed to stalk and eliminate Kevin Federline.  He'd probably have an aneurysm if you gave him a problem with long division.  I showed him this scary ghost video and he almost had a heart attack.  Wiggers hate ghosts.  It's their only known weakness.

UPDATE – X17 Online says, "a celeb news magazine show (ET?) had a producer there for the hearing in Britney and Kevin's custody case where uber-attorney Gloria Allred was to produce a 'secret witness' and the mic-holder was yelling out questions about allegations of Britney having hired a hitman to kill Kevin Federline?!!! What?!"  So does this mean ET is hearing Britney is the one trying to kill KFed?  Sure, why not.