09.17.2007 SOMEONE WANTS TO KILL KFED

Entertainment Tonight says that both the FBI and the LAPD are investigating claims that someone is trying to kill Kevin Federline.  According to ET:

ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE's life … Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger … Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened … ET has been working this story for the past two months.

I'm not technically a profession assassin, but I'm pretty sure even I have the skills needed to stalk and eliminate Kevin Federline.  He'd probably have an aneurysm if you gave him a problem with long division.  I showed him this scary ghost video and he almost had a heart attack.  Wiggers hate ghosts.  It's their only known weakness.

UPDATE - X17 Online says, "a celeb news magazine show (ET?) had a producer there for the hearing in Britney and Kevin's custody case where uber-attorney Gloria Allred was to produce a 'secret witness' and the mic-holder was yelling out questions about allegations of Britney having hired a hitman to kill Kevin Federline?!!! What?!"  So does this mean ET is hearing Britney is the one trying to kill KFed?  Sure, why not.



(97) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 09/17/2007 14:11

    Yea…………..me.

  2. DB's Treasure 09/17/2007 14:12

    ……..and about 1,000,000 other respectable citizens that have wasted precious seconds looking at pictures and reading articles about him.

  3. Diremutt 09/17/2007 14:16

    I'll take sloppy seconds

  4. damNitJim! 09/17/2007 14:17

    i dunno, i think he's kinda hot. at the most i'd want to shoot him with a stun gun and keep him in my sex dungeon lab for a short amount of time.

  5. damNitJim! 09/17/2007 14:17

    FUCK! i didn't mean to post that.

    ………………….just…kidding?

  6. Diremutt 09/17/2007 14:21

    I just can't get past the fact that that goofy fuck is wearing his own T-shit [sic] Seriously, of all the grand duechbaggery that this tool has performed that just hits me in a wierd spot and makes me want to ram a rabid opposum up his cock hole. I fucking HATE this dude.

    I'll pitch in $20 for the hit.

  7. TheGusto 09/17/2007 14:22

    ha…you love k-fed, you love k-fed!!!!!

  8. TheGusto 09/17/2007 14:23

    i like his perez hilton-esque drawing on the photo…nice, very nice…

  9. damNitJim! 09/17/2007 14:24

    10 bucks he borrowed that smoke from his youngest.

  10. damNitJim! 09/17/2007 14:25

    another 10 bucks says that target was drawn by his eldest.

     

  11. DB's Treasure 09/17/2007 14:29

    What's worse than having to look at this ballbag is that I have to see the same fucking picture that Brend0n reuses everytime this piece of scum comes up.

     

    FIND ANOTHER FUCKING PICTURE, AT LEAST!!!!

  12. DB's Treasure 09/17/2007 14:30

    Gusto, please don't ever compare anything on this site to that fat fagg0t's site.

  13. TheGusto 09/17/2007 14:32

    hey man, i didn’t draw it…

  14. DB's Treasure 09/17/2007 14:33

    Yea, but that's like seeing Jesus come down from heaven but he's got a booger in his nose……we all see it and know it's there, but no one should ever mention it!

  15. TheGusto 09/17/2007 14:34

    apparently the fbi is looking into a possible contract killing that's been put out on k-fed…or, as i like to call him…DA FED.  Oh god, if she goes to the joint for conspiracy to commit murder…i will quit drinking for one whole day!!!!

  16. TheGusto 09/17/2007 14:34

    your point is taken.

  17. djtechsys 09/17/2007 14:38

    unfortunately, that's almost a waste of a perfectly good bullet

  18. DB's Treasure 09/17/2007 14:40

    djtechsys, is that Epsteen in your avatar?

  19. TheGusto 09/17/2007 14:49

    i hope nobody kills him…i'm really lookin' forward to the Popozao Remix feat. Toby Keith…

  20. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 09/17/2007 14:56

    Who wants to kill him?

    The fourteen people who wasted 11 bux on time pirating downloading his lame-assed CD are right up in the front of that looooooooooong line

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