THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD SHOW

Despite the fact that you could walk around UCLA right now and find a hundred hotter Asian chicks, Tila Tequila is an internet phenomenon.  As of today, she has 2,009,560 friends on myspace.  And it's that kind of marketing savvy that has led her to create a dating reality show that everyone can enjoy.  It'll be like all the other ones, except with way way more chicks making out with one another.  Tila writes:

That's right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! …the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

I like the way this chick thinks.  She thinks like a guy.  THIS is how you make good TV.  The only change I would make is get rid of all the dudes.  And make sure all the chicks are good and drunk.  Then have lots of pillows and oil everywhere.  And also, film it in outer space.  Because hey man, it's space.  No rules.