Since the dawn of time, man has wondered, "who was that drunk chick with the huge boobs in that video yesterday?" And now, thanks to Shaun and his noble pursuit of girls with kick ass racks, it turns out she might be internet model Jessica Kramer (NSFW link to her site here). Her hobbies include shopping, water skiing, and giving me a near painful erection. She also enjoys going to clubs, dancing, and having boobs so awesome they mock our laws of physics.
UPDATE - went to Jessica's myspace, traded emails and she confirmed it is her. She said:
Unfortunately it is me. It was my friends birthday and everyone was buying us shots we started at 6pm watching the game at a local sports bar before making our way to Crimson. I had no idea they were filming until the end. I am so embarrassed but I guess there is nothing I can do about it now but I want to clear something up so maybe you can help: I've been reading some of the posts and people are saying my boobs are fake and they are absolutely real. Anyways hope you have a great day.
loser
"Shwinginging my boobies always gets what I want… what I do? Sucky? Fag!"
Stupid fucking whore
She sounds as annoying as hell - but if she were to envelope my ball bag with those huge tits while she sucked on my dick - I think I could stand her for a little while.
She is a perfect example of tits and mouth being too big.
bought and paid for
Fuck you Observer, this chick is the perfect girl. She's hot, drunk, and has HUGE tracts of land!
Those aren't breasts–those are brain cells that migrated south, where they do nothing whatsoever.
Lindsay Lohan's next bff, and quite possibly career move.
Those brains cells gave me a rock hard boner - and that is her gift to the world.
PS: Is that OJ photographing his next victim?
Doctress wrote: "Those aren't breasts–those are brain cells that migrated south, where they do nothing whatsoever."
Doctress, my penis strongly disagrees with that statement. I've talked at length to it and it's pretty firm in its stance on this issue I'm afraid..
How can you guys get turned on by something so fake? Wouldn't it be easier to just go buy a blow up doll?
Credit where it's due; DaBadGuy82 came up with the name yesterday. If he's Shaun, then i guess he has been credited. Nice tits.
i don't know nancifaye…..the chicks seem to dig my penis extension
Observer- at the risk of sounding like the late douchebag Coksooka…
I love you.
Blow up dolls don't cry in shame Nanci.
Those fun bags are REAL!
Oh, so she's just an up and coming amateur slut bag instead of the run of the mill type.
Anybody else think this whole thing was staged to get a link to WWTDD? If you agree with that than send me $5 for my daily newsletter.
Ewwww, that first pic looks like she should be breastfeeding a small deprived African nation.
Yeah, no they aren't. Silicones look more natural (sometimes, unless you're Tori Spelling [yikes!!!!]), but are indeed fake as a jackalope.
fake? Yes. Nice? Hell yes.
that is all