Ever since the leaked naked pictures of "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens hit the net last week, many have wondered if Disney will bring her back for "HSM 3". Well today there's good news for young Vanessa. Finally, a reasonable backup plan:
Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis has offered Hudgens $500,000 to "join the GGW brand and lifestyle." In a press release issued from a Nevada prison, Francis says "Vanessa Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone wild. Being sexual is not a crime." As for the nude pictures now circulating the Internet, Joe doesn't seem to mind. "She took a picture," he says, "it was leaked, and now it is time to move forward with her career."
Hmm, I wonder what her answer will be. I bet it's surprising. Also surprising is why this chick looks Latin. Isn't she Filipino? Why does she look Latin? That's rhetorical by the way, but if you put something in the comment section, please don't get all racist. Or if you do, at least make your racism confusing. Like call a Mexican a "guinea" and Jews "micks". That kind of racism seems to be okay. Like you can call a big giant black guy a "wetback" to his face and he won't even get mad. Just mildly perplexed. And that's your "Tyler Tip For Success!" for Tuesday.
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Okay now that I'm near the top, let me just fucking say how hard I would hit that. Out of the fucking park. And that's before I put on my rings.
You act like all I wanna do is a zooma zoom zoom in yah boom boom.
Crap! Does that mean I'm Jewish now? But I don't WANT anyone cutting things off my dick!
Unless it's her, then that's ok.
She will say now, Disney owns her life, mind, body and soul.
right Eisner?
i'd throw it in there real deep
Well, since Brend0n asked….
Many Filipinas are now a mix of Spanish and native Filipino islanders (from all the years Spain own The Phillipines' ass). That's also why Filipinas tend to know Spanish pretty well.
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It's also why they suck great cock like an Asian but have that Puerto Rican attitude…..
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I'm Hispanic, so don't give any fuckin' flack okay?
They had to edit that quote heavily considering he was getting pounded in the ass at the time of the interview.
That being said, I'd pound her ass like a spik picking cotton and eating fly lice.
so…we should use the paris hilton racist decoder method?? man…i sure hate toasters.
Cheese eating surrender monkeys.
This Joe Francis update was brought to you by his erect penis and a desk drawer filled with cash and blow.
"In a press release issued from a Nevada prison…"
Beautiful.
the dirtycajuns racist comment (in honor of 9/11) of the day:
the way to tell if she is filipina is to see if she has auditioned for american idol. if she has and she is completely tone def….she is a filipina.
by the way, before you get all made at me. my mom is filipina. a whore, and completely tone def. oh, and i am from the deep south so it is a cultural thing.
Isn't it nice that Joe Francis is able to keep up on which celeb teen is taking off her clothes while he's in prison? Good for him.
Does the GGW lifestyle include rape, or is that just a perk?
In a press release issued from a Nevada prison, Francis says "Vanessa Hudgens is the classic girl next door gone wild. Being sexual is not a crime."
According to the state of nevada and your life, your kind of 'being sexual' IS a crime. HTH dumb shit who issues press releases about whats not a crime from fucking jail. unbelievable, i bet she was falling over herself after hearing of the offer - "wow what an opportunity….and if a guy in jail says its ok and legal, its gotta be"
Apparently Joe Francis has become delirious in prison from the big black cock anal raping he gets daily if he seriously thinks this chick would go from Disney to being a professional skank.
Why would she say no? He's such a charming man and really has a way with the ladies. It's always his way, but you get the idea.
Many Filipinos are descended from Spaniard ancestry. She's a fucking piece of arse though, I don't give a shiznit if she was martian and had a diaganol pootang. I don't even care that her cooter is hairier than my dogs ass.