In what has to be the most random Hollywood hook-up in a long time, Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom spent the weekend together at a resort in Mexico. At least I think that's Orlando. That's what the picture source said but it's kind of hard to tell. I don't know what brand cell phone the paparazzi in Mexico use to take their pictures, but you can't really see anything here. You could tell me this was Bigfoot and Batman, or Santa Claus and me and I'd almost certainly believe you eventually. They might as well have just written the words "Jenifer Aniston Orlando Bloom" on a piece of paper. It would save everyone a lot of time and still be every bit as good as these pictures. I could carve a Jennifer Aniston out of butter and it would look more like Jennifer Aniston than this nonsense.
UNSEXY UPDATE: Photos removed at the request of copyright holder, but not after a vigorous best-of-3 armwrestling battle royale. Next time, FlynetPictures.com, next time!!!!
yeah right.
couldn't give a fuck-where is everyone?
hm, hmmm….
not fugasaurous
:P*
i'd only do orlando in full LOTR or POTC costume/makeup
well, we know nothing happened…and by nothing I mean they shopped for shoes and matching butt plugs…and what would they name their
artificially inseminatedkids anyway, Fort Lauderdale and Jacksonville?She does very well for herself, considering that she's average at best.
i'd still eat her shit, straight from the arsehole
Them hooking up makes perfect sense. She looks like a man, he looks like a girl.
Im just wondering who has the bigger dick
Two Hollywood pretty boys get together in Mexico.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Orlando Bloom was funny when he was on extras.
On another point….Wow!!!!!
So many posts - so early in the morning. Starts October off with a BOOM.
She has a decent ass but small tits. The big nose is disturbing.
I'd hit both of them. Orlando with a sledge hammer and Jennifer with my mighty meat sword.
Observer its UK time here-even i wouldn't gt up for orlando bloom-he's a girl honey
If you look at the photos alittle more that not Jennifer Aniston
Aniston would certainly get fucked good and hard. Then I'd slap her ass with my cock, shoot my load on her face and lips, and let her sleep in the wet spot. She deserves nothing more.
I'll pay a hundred dollars for the towel she lying on. I would NEVER wash it.
Ugh fuck. I just puked out of my eye sockets.
Orlando Bloom is in London in a play so unless he is as freaky as he is ugly it isnt him.
He's a short fucker!
Take a look at the last picture on the bottom. Aniston is getting past her sell by date and beginning to grow into a butterface.
Right now, I'd barely look at her at the end of the evening drinking session for a last minute booty call.
Aesthetically, they're a good match. Their children will be amazingly good looking, assuming such genetic traits skip a generation.
Jenifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom = Two people I don't care about.