10.11.2007 BEING RICH LOOKS FUN

Being as rich as Richard Branson seems pretty cool.  You can hold parties for your airline and then hot chicks show up and you can pick them up and do whatever you want with them.  Just between you and me, you can also achieve this same result by pointing a gun at them.  Oh, and drugs, don't forget about drugs. 


(137) Comments

  1. Billy 10/11/2007 15:13

    FIST her

  2. Observer 10/11/2007 15:13

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  3. Observer 10/11/2007 15:13

    Fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh what has been done to me!!!!!!!!!!! 

  4. Billy 10/11/2007 15:13

    Is it me or do her boobages look smaller ??

  5. Billy 10/11/2007 15:14

    There there… It my first first… and they all rejoiced

  6. Observer 10/11/2007 15:15

    The gun comment is funny - but no true.

    It hard to pick them up when you are holding a gun. That's why you need accomplices.

    Or sleep-inducing drugs.

    Either is probably good. 

  7. bigdavedog 10/11/2007 15:15

    ummm…what's up with the band aids on the dude's hand???

  8. Observer 10/11/2007 15:16

    Billy

    I think it is "you". Her boobs look pretty much the same - but boy does she look old now.

    She might look better if she shaved the goatee. 

  9. leftnutofjesus 10/11/2007 15:16

    he's fruitier than a pack of starburst stuck in ann hatheway's pung.

    and carmen electra?

    what the fuck?

    is this a "all the bitches i jacked off to when i was 14" reunion or something? 

  10. Son of Bill Brasky 10/11/2007 15:17

    Hey man, being rich may look cool, but being poor and homeless looks pretty sweet, too.  Have you seen some of those boxes?  They're huge!  And if you're poor and homeless and get caught jerking off behind Taco Bell, they just kinda shoo you away, as if they expect it.  Hell, this rich cocksucker doesn't know what he's missing!

  11. Mongro Jackson 10/11/2007 15:17

    You can rape hot chicks and not have to go to jail when you're rich.

    You can wipe your ass with hundred dollar bills, or better yet, pay hot chicks a hundred dollar bill to wipe your ass with either toilet paper OR hundred dollar bills… when you're rich.

    You can take a billion dollars in cash out of a bank, and have 1400 people count it for 6 hours before re-depositing it and nobody will say dick to you… when you're rich.

  12. thedudeabides 10/11/2007 15:20

    I'd take the billion, but I wouldn't spend my time picking up every used up whore in Hollywood on a red carpet if I had it.

     

  13. Son of Bill Brasky 10/11/2007 15:21

    leftnut just gave me the nicest masturbatory image ever…starbursts in anne hathaway's glory of glories…nice

  14. comicbookguy 10/11/2007 15:22

    worst . . . english billionaire . . . ever

  15. leftnutofjesus 10/11/2007 15:24

    something about intellectual looking pale girls gets my pelican swooping.

  16. BadKarma 10/11/2007 15:24

    Being rich does look fun

  17. DB's Treasure 10/11/2007 15:25

    All billionaires that are English are the worst, comicbookguy.

    However, when you're that fucking rich you can pick up and toss around anyone you damn well please. Looks like he's gonna do the Bonaduce to Carmen!

  18. BadKarma 10/11/2007 15:25

    btw, look at that limey, shit-eating grin. He looks like he's mocking us: "Look what I have that you don't"

  19. Son of Bill Brasky 10/11/2007 15:25

    (the following is primarily for the wwtdd regulars…)

    Much excitement.  The Son of Bill Brasky Drinking Tour is set to kick off on November 16th.  The first stop sucks, (Charleston, SC) but there will be plenty more, primarily on the east and west coast).  Tour dates will be posted regularly on the board.

  20. leftnutofjesus 10/11/2007 15:26

    group question.

    straight and poor?  or rich and gay?

     

    i'm gonna go straight and poor because that's truthfully what i am at this moment and don't aspire to anything else…….other than ruler of some poor woman's between-the-knees empire. 

You must be logged in to post a comment.