Britney Spears walked into a Van Nuys Valley police station tonight and surrendered to LAPD at around 9:20pm, pacific coast time, to be booked on one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Both charges are misdemeanors. The maximum penalty is 6 months in jail. The incident occurred on August 6th, when Spears hit a parked car in a parking lot and left the scene without reporting the accident (video here). Us magazine says:
More than three weeks after being charged with two misdemeanor charges stemming from her August hit-and-run accident, Britney Spears was booked and fingerprinted at 9:26 p.m. Monday night at an LAPD substation. “She is being booked right now at the Van Nuys station,” LAPD Sgt. Mike Lopez confirmed to Usmagazine.com. Describing the LAPD’s booking process, Sgt. Lopez tells Us: “She comes in and we put her information into computer, fingerprint her, lifescan and electronically scan hands and palms as well, and photograph her. She will be issued a release from custody citation, which tells her next court appearance.”
It's hard not to be impressed by the diligence of the LAPD, who apparently sit around and wait for people with warrants to walk into the jail and lock themselves up in their voluntary prisons. Jesus, it's not like Britney Spears is hard to find. I’m not asking them to capture a fire breathing dragon. Go to the Starbucks on PCH in Malibu, she's there right now, I guarantee it. "Well, we were gonna go there but instead we rounded up some Eskimos to see what they knew. Then we went to the nursing home, and then we arrested a possum…"
^^goin' old school^^
Yeah she really totalled that other car, obviously the LAPD should be wasting time on her instead of eating donuts.
Hit and run? more like a kiss and run…
Hahahah You're FABULOUSSSSS :flips hand: HAHAHH You know your career is over when only the gay community still loves you. Ex: Madonna, Cher.. Britney.
yay for late night updates ???
I'm sixth…. I hope…. I dont care to comment on Britney, is she still a celeb? Ugh 4am…. what's wrong with me?
LadyCroft, I second that, and add "Besides that Crocker fairy, there's only two people I can think of that are even anticipating that album, and they're both fairy queens too."
I'd also like to say that male hairdressers have bad taste in music.
And by "bad taste in music", I mean "sucked so much cock that they think other major cocksuckers are good singers even when a machine is pretty much singing their music for them".
and OMFG, her tits look like melted marshmallows pouring over a faulty sugary shell of a 'shirt'. I think it suppresses Brit's hunger to see her own lumpy tits or something.
im willing to overlook paris', chupacabras' and firecrotch's jail dismissals if brit gets six months. im just putting that on the table. im ferocious! definitely not to be confused with fergilicious.
aww. she's ready for halloween..
Put her in jail for life. Like Sarah Silverman said, she's already accomplished all she will in life.
littleBro, Brit's *always* ready for Halloween.
cut to her dead carcass bent over the police chief's desk,
"when i came to open up, i found her here, i swear!"
…ta-da!
I think I can speak for all celebrities when I say, this has been an eye opening experience and she has learned a great deal fro…phhaha…I couldn't even get through that without laughing!
Britney is working on getting some “street cred” before going all out on her next big hit–vehicular manslaughter.
“Hey, Britney, isn’t that Kevin walking across the street?”
“Ooh! Ten points for the wigger!!!”
*SCREECH* *THUMP*
Why do they need to take her prints. If anyone wants to find her they just have to follow the grease stains and trail of candy wrappers. She's kind of like a retarded Hansel and Gretel in that way.
Cucking Funt!
Does this suprise anyone? Most trailor trash ends up in jail. I’m sure she’ll be inbreading in jail. She’ll be having another kid in 9 months!!!
i love the descriptio of the booking process but he forgot about the finger up the butt