The New York Daily News says that Charlie Sheen once paid 6,000 dollars to purchase a Real Doll, an anatomically correct sex doll, this one dressed like a cheerleader. From there though, the story gets a little weird.
But then came the night when, according to our source, Sheen tried to get two female party companions interested in a foursome with the bouncy cheerleader.
"They couldn't stop laughing at him," says the snitch. "Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll's hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster."
I'm pretty sure if I was stopped by the cops and I had a body wrapped in a blanket, I would rather it be a real little kid with no head than a one handed sex doll covered in semen and stab wounds. You probably don't have to be Freud to guess that a dude who fucks a mannequin and then chops off it's hands might have some issues with women. Although, to be fair, a lot of time you pay thousands of dollars for these dolls, and when they get there, only then does the doll tell you they're gay. At least that's what mine did.
Cute kid - but I bet she's the one that ratted him out on the porn browsing
WTF is K.D. Lang doing with Charlie Sheen's kid?
Good to see the assistant on the left remembered the "spray-on" lube.
charlie's doing both of them
He's a dick. And a joke. And a pud. And a horrible actor. He needs to find the nearest speeding eighteen-wheeler and paint the windshield with his blood.
Just my opinion.
I think the anatomical doll is probably more lifelike than his ex-wife.
Is he fondling that girls ass???
can you say reality show?
and a better actress, too…….
why go through the hassle? my blow up sheep cleans up well in the shower, then i deflate him and put him under my pillow until he wants to come out and play again
Somewhere in the midwest, a family of realldoll's are waiting, wondering why little cheer-leading Sally hasn't phoned home this week. THAT BASTARD.
Guess he wanted to be in…
two and a half women
ROFLCOPTER
minus the fact that showing a sex doll "the way of the sheen" (thanks doctress!) and subsequently chopping its hand off,
this is fucking hilarious.
what chick wouldn't laugh at you for wanting to have an orgy with a doll?
he should just be lucky to get pussy at all at this point.
I'm ignoring every spelling and punctuation error I made in my previous post. So should you.
Moe, you say one more bad thing about Charlie and I'll send your twat into outter space.
I bet he stuck his weiner into the wrist part and then the hand part before he decided to dispense of the body.
His kid looks like a Fraggle
can we get a countdown to 18 on his daughter?
talking about a fucking coke and pills party….HOOOOLY SHIIIIT.
This guy is great! What a fucking strange duck. I'm sure his kids will grow up to be well adjusted knowing that their daddy nailed hookers and bought a 6k doll to fuck then chopped off it's hand and had it disposed of.
I think when she went for the old reach around - at his command of course - the poor doll's hand got stuck in his ass. He had no choice but to cut it off. C'mon guys, its not as weird as it sounds….
BWAHAHAHAHAHA….