10.26.2007 EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, F IT

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline faced each other in court for three hours today in a child custody hearing. Extra says that Kevin Federline left the courtroom seemingly happy while Britney left in tears. Then…

When asked by an “Extra” reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, “"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" Spears walked back into the courtroom crying.

I think it's important to remember that Britney is a moron, and technically, that's not her fault. Some people are just dumb. People like Britney, so telling her to stop doing this kind of stuff would be like telling a retarded kid to stop having Downs.

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(100) Comments

iamdino 10/26/2007 23:55

First baby! Meh, more Brit news?

iamdino 10/26/2007 23:58

We need more Rose McGowan naked. Or Zooey Deschanel naked. I'd settle for both.

visi0nX 10/27/2007 00:02

Jesus are you kidding me. Why the FUCK is she still all that important for that many god damn people. Somebody fucking put her Paris hilton and Lindsey lohan in a fucking pool with bricks chained to there feet and there mouths stuffed with dido's already and put them out of there misery.

BigB 10/27/2007 00:02

The real retards are the ones standing in the way of britneys car, she literally has nothing left to lose by running a few of them over……………….I second the motion on more rose mcgowan naked, by the way!

Sum Dum Dik 10/27/2007 00:05

Words in appropriate order, some semblance of syntax. Point was made and understood by recipient of message.

Dammit, she is not completely retarded yet. Get her a speedball…..STAT!

ceej 10/27/2007 00:08

I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!

Just when you think you cannot do worse…EAT IT, LICK IT, SNORT IT, F IT

Ass Tagger 10/27/2007 00:08

Her problem is that she never gets beyond "eat it."

mancode20 10/27/2007 00:09

Britney wasn't saying that in response to how she's doing, that's just her repeating her mantra. "What am I supposed to do now? Oh yeah, Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!" That's what dumb chicks do. Reminds me of Kelly Bundy memorizing things around the house.

docfester 10/27/2007 00:10

Lord please put this ***** in jail! I know 4 year olds that act better than ~~her~~ it.

BigB 10/27/2007 00:11

can you snort a jelly donut…cause ive done the rest to one

Observer 10/27/2007 00:13

I guess it is sort of redundant to comment "What a dumb fucking cunt".

mancode20 10/27/2007 00:13

Once her album flops, her new album Coke Binge will be released on her new label, Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it, Records.

mephistopheles jefferson 10/27/2007 00:16

"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"

Wasn't that song on an Apple commercial?

That'll learn ya 10/27/2007 00:16

As strange as this may sound, I have no words. The wench has outdone herself this time and her psychoses are running more rampant than medication can control.

awwkitten 10/27/2007 00:17

Britney, I have an idea for you..

Kill 2 birds with one stone: run them all over, and get the death penalty.

..okay so that's more like killing 50 birds with one really fat person.

Chaozengine 10/27/2007 00:27

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/swampthing4.jpg

Mike35 10/27/2007 00:30

those PAPS are like those meddlesome headmasters, that the autobots invented in the final season…. you just want to punch out their spark through their mouths

Observer 10/27/2007 00:32

According to all "serious" news reports I have read (shakes head silently as he realizes what he just wrote) her album sales should do fairly well.

Credit is being given to her writers, producers, and handlers, but something tells me royalty checks are being given to her.