Ellen DeGeneres bawled her manly eyes out last week, crying on her TV show, begging and pleading for a pet adoption agency to return a dog she so desperately loved. But according to the New York Post, Ellen has done this kind of thing before. In fact, Ellen has adopted a dog only to quickly pawn it off on someone else NINE FREAKIN TIMES. Page Six says:
Kerri Randles says she gave DeGeneres a male mutt named Stormy two years ago, only to find out less than two months later that fickle Ellen had re-gifted him to a member of her staff.
"She may have had it for much less time than that. I only say two months because that's when I called to check on the dog and found out she no longer had it," Randles said. "I was totally shocked. I thought she was out of her mind."
DeGeneres may have passed along several other dogs over the years. Howard Stern said on his Sirius show that he'd heard she had done this nine times before.
Randles said DeGeneres seemed a perfect pet owner at first, but she quickly discovered the daytime TV hostess was "neurotic and crazy."
When Randles took Stormy to NBC studios to meet DeGeneres, she was "drilled" for four hours by the star, her assistants and the crew.
DeGeneres finally decided to keep the dog for a few nights to see if he'd fit into her home. She suggested that Randles take the dressing room next door to "tell the dog privately that she'd be going home with Ellen."
It would be awesome if just once a celebrity wasn't completely fucking insane. What kind of a lunatic adopts a dog and then gives it away nine damn times? I would never do that. Mostly because I wouldn't adopt a dog. I just can't be tied down like that. My model airplanes are my only companions. So between that, my metal detecting and my renaissance fairs, my life is just too jam packed with sexy adventures. Sorry baby, but that's just how I roll.
Fucking First!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah - this is getting old.
Ellen likes to pimp out the bitches.
BRENDON - if you're going to post Ellen blogs, at least put up a naked pic of Portia DeRossi
I love animals.
I plan on having some on the grill tonight.
I don't mind vegetables - like Hops and Barley - as well.
MG Admirer is 100% correct.
Mondays suck I hate work….I need to see some boobs please
Ellen says she tried to do the right thing and I fully understand. Like when I tried to take Portia De Rossi home as a "pet"
Pets are a huge responsibility - unless they're human - then the just turn into a huge hole in the ground.
Seeing Ellen "drill" someone might be interesting - in a "Fisted" sort of way.
but she quickly discovered the daytime TV hostess was "neurotic and crazy"
Noooooooooooooo WAY!!!
The cool thing about renaissance fairs is that a lot of chicks are showing cleavage.
kitten:
Very sly… and very clever phrasing (not glib).
Like that time I was with my in laws at a reaissance fair and I wanted to bone my sister in law hwo was all showing her tits and…hey! Damn internal monologue!
fuck this site. who cares.
That's a big shocker…she doesn't like dogs. NEWSFLASH: ELLEN LIKES PUSSIES. Guess her cats are carpet munchers too.
As long as the animals end up in good homes, it doesn't matter if Ellen adopts them and then hands 'em off like parting gifts. At least they're not in a shelter being euthanized or worse, on the streets carrying rabies. Ellen might be insane, but she's also being caring compared to what others would do.
And hell, so long as they're not being adopted by Michael Vick for his latest dogfighting gambit, it's all cool. Although it would be fun to watch Muffy devour Precious in a three-round matchup; hey, if dogs won't stop fighting, why should we stop them? :-)
Dirty Hairy…
I hope you wrote a story about boning the sister "in-law".
Observer - you have diarrhea of the keyboard.
It's true that dogs need as much care as children; and that's reflected in the taxidermy costs.
What a fitting picture, with an even more fitting name. I love when celebrities come to visit our little nook of rainbows and sunshine just to hate. Why? Because fuck them, that's why.
Leave it to the lesbians to get rid of all the dogs and keep the pussies for themselves. Not that I mind.. I just mean as far as you fellas are concerned. I'm on your side.
I can see that - this has been slow all weekend.