Ellen DeGeneres is in the middle of a puppy based drama, after an agency she adopted a dog from reclaimed the dog when Ellen was forced to find it a new home. The short version is this: Ellen adopted a dog from a rescue group called Mutts and Moms, the dog couldn't get acclimated to living in a house with cats so Ellen gave the dog to her hairdresser. The hairdresser works on the show, is married and has two young daughters. But apparently Ellen signed a contract saying if the dog could not continue to live with her, she would return it to the rescue group. So when Ellen told Mutts and Moms the dog had a new home, they called the cops and had the puppy forcibly removed from the family with the little kids.
Ellen has begged the group to return the dog, apologizing publicly and saying she'll pay whatever it takes to make things right. But that's not gonna happen, because the group placed the pup in a new home earlier today. The Insider says:
The attorney for Mutts & Moms tells "The Insider" that ELLEN DeGENERES' formerly adopted dog has been placed in a new home. Sources tell ET that while the agency claims Ellen broke her contract by giving him away to a trusted co-worker, the Mutts & Moms owners themselves have not followed all the rules set by their company. They allegedly did not require Ellen or her partner PORTIA DeROSSI to fill out an application, nor did they change the registered owner information as they said they would. Our sources also tell us the family Ellen gave the dog to did fill out an application online when the dog took up residence with them. It was at that time the agency said they would come out to inspect their property as part of the adoption process. Instead, they reclaimed the dog after calling the police.
Is anyone in this story even remotely sane? Ellen needs to stop crying. What kind of man does something like that on TV? Not that it's undeserved, mind you, but I'm scared to say anything bad about Mutts and Moms. They might come take my dogs. And smash my store windows and force me to pay up. "You're gonna play it my way or you're dead, ya see", they'll probably say. Won't someone help me!
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Fuckwad
well, none of this would have happened if they didn't place the dogs with a couple of dykes in the first place
holy.shit. trauma.
my ex went dike on me. so i proceeded to get really fucking drunk, throw all of her stuff in a trough and piss on it all. vaccum cleaner….toaster…..dishes….jackets…..clothes….
and i stuffed her gloves and socks with her cat's shit.
ah……love.
Not interested in this story unless it accompanies pics of naked Portia DeRossi.
leftnut…its never a good sign when your ex switches teams
Come on, dykes are just like you and me, except a lLOT more interesting to watch.
mg
and the congregation said,
"Amen."
not that ellen's boo-hoo'ing tugged at my cold, black heart-strings, but this moms&mutts sounds more like cons&cunts to me…
i know, tango.
i really had to up the donkey punch quota to get over it, bro.
So the lesbian has a straight guy cutting her hair ? No wonder this got all fucked up
con&cunts sounds waaay more fookin inter-resting than this fucking post.
I managed a vet clinic for awhile. Rescue groups frighten me.
Pet nazis.
the rescue agency probably placed the dog with a chinese family….lets just say their grocery bill was a little less this week
Coupla things:
1) How gay would a hairdresser of a gay person be?
2) Will the new family catch the gay from their pet?
I hope someone mails Ellen a paw. Then watch her cry. LOL
Ellen got rid of the dog because it didn't like open faced tuna and peanut butter sandwiches
Common Ellen, big boys don't cry.
it would have been so much funny without you LOLing yourself, mang.
still…fookin hilarious, though.
I agree that some of the rescue groups are so certain that they're good people fighting a good fight, they rarely stop to question their actions. It starts off well, but at some point those natural born bureaucrats, that invade and corrupt every organisation, take over. What's left are just the rules, with no apparent comprehension of the whole point of the rules.
but what do i know? i'm nothing more than a master baiter from hickville, usa.