According to new reports out this morning, Eva Longoria might be the latest celebrity to have a sex tape leak out. The Sun UK says:
Rumours have been rife on the web that the saucy video exists and contains intimate scenes featuring the Desperate Housewives beauty and her NBA star hubby TONY PARKER.
Latest reports from the States suggest the video HAS made its way online, but only on paid for sites.
Downloading porn is a big part of my writing process, but I cant find this thing. I did find that porn is the greatest industry in the world though, because not only is wildly offensive racism tolerated, it's celebrated. Like movies about Latin girls, like Longoria, can all have themes where the girls are maids and you can say things like, I gotta churro you can lick bitch. And you can take Asian girls, no matter where they're from, and dress them up like geisha's and put chopsticks in their hair. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that kind of thing isn't tolerated outside of porn. I dare you to go up to the hot Asian girl in your office, pull your eyes back and say, "I pay 5 dolla, you sucky sucky!" And then grab your balls, in case there was some misunderstanding. Go ahead. Do it. I have a lucky feeling. You're getting laid, bro.
MMMM - midget porn….
Midget FIST!
wow, that's like the most unflattering pic of her ever. where did her tits go?
also…no posts about the possible Meg White sex tape? I'm disappointed…
If anyone wants to see something similar, I have a tape of my two gardeners Pablo and Flavio sharing an indiscreet moment in the pool house.
With the little peach fuzz on her upper lip and the lack of tits, doesn't she look like one of those Filipino male transsexual prostitutes?
I'm just sayin….
SOBB, I think she's releasing the sex tape so she can afford to visit Doctor 90210 and get some of them plastic hooters.
I'd watch this for sure. Not because I'm a pervert but because I'm fascinated about how a huge black guy will even be able to insert the tip into her midget body… It's a mystery (to me anyway).
Remember NOT because I'm a pervert.
This will only be good if it's from before the wedding. No one wants to see her get creamed by the guy she's married to.
Pervert.
I have a tape of me in drag masturbating! Unfortunately I recorded over it during the final season of Deep Space Nine…
Let's go back to Jennifer Aniston.
Hell, let's go back to Kate Hudson.
What ever blows her dress up.!
I too have two gardeners named Julio and Flavio.
You want to exchange tapes?
Por favor, by all means.
I took the suggestion with the asian girls in my office.
Turns out the ones from Khazakstan did not know what the fuck I was talking about - but they did suck my dick behind the copy machine for nice shiny quarters.
The Asians from Siberia had big tits but were frigid. Frigid? That means they were unable to come when I did. That was the win-win situation.
The Chinese and the Vietnamese girls were pissed. Who new the price had gone up to $14.50 - inflation is a fucker.
The Fed is falling down on its job.
OT, but Hairy, your avatar reminds me of Brian Cranston.
I've had moskito bites bigger then her breast. Are they even big enough to be called breasts?
Bryce
You're not a pervert - you are a man of science.
That's why you're going blind.
Be careful what you wish for. She used to be a circus midget, so she might just get an actual cream pie in this. Also, I don't give a crap.
That pic on top is one nice fuck face.
Makes me regret my addiction to doggystyle.