Halle Berry made a joke some are saying was anti-Semitic Friday afternoon while taping her appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". Page Six says:
(Berry) was showing Leno and his audience images of herself on her computer using the Mac program Photo Booth, which distorts images like a carnival fun-house mirror.
According to one audience member, "She introduced the first photo by saying, 'Here's where I look like my Jewish cousin!' - it was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose. No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, 'I'm glad you said that and not me.' When the show aired, they cut out her 'Jewish' comment…"
Another guest in the audience told us, "Ms. Berry should know how unbelievably inappropriate her comment was . . . She should be ashamed of herself."
Berry, who sounded like she was near tears, told Page Six last night: "I so didn't mean to offend anybody - and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did."
Berry, who even offered to call Page Six's source and apologize in person, said, "It was just a lighthearted segment that was meant to make fun of myself. There was a picture where I said I looked like Monica Lewinsky and one where I said I looked like Jay. It was just supposed to be a silly segment. I am so sorry, and I apologize."
Whatever dude. It's Halle Berry. She could kick a baby down the stairs and I'd still try to get into her toaster. I don't care if she hates Jews, the Irish, Eskimos, kitty cats or rainbows, it's still Halle Berry. I could walk into her bedroom and see the Nazi flag and a head in a jar and I'd still take my chances.
What?
Well, Halle told me she likes a good woody, but Allen?
Oooo.. Halle's looking rough. Is that a sideburn?
Ya, her hair's looking a little napp-Hey, put me down. What? No, no don't put me with Imus. I''ll say whatev–mmmphhhh mppphhhhh………
ew, she is ugly
Whatever, is she Canadian? I'm so, so sorry, I don't mean to be offensive to anyone. I would never upset anyone…
Whoop-de-doo.
Now lets get back to my skull measurements seminar…
What does the license plate say? 5JOZ? Five jews?
Just asking.
Then they showed a picture of her hermie dick that is about 2 inches long and she said, "This is where I look like
Dirty Hairymy oriental cousin, Phuk Bang!"Even with Diana Ross' hair and Elvis' sideburns, she's more hittable than Penis and Twitney combined…and her breasts are only going to get bigger…
That photo is OLD!
She will be entering rehab shortly to atone for her insensitivity.
I realized it could be seen as offensive. Nice phrase. Not "I realize that was insensitive of me to stereotype people," not "My phrase was offensive and had the shoe been on the other foot–i.e., Jerry Seinfeld making a remark about my black cousin–the person who said it would be fired and ostracized."
No,"it could be seen as offensive
by stupid Jews that I hate anyway but since they control the media I had better not offend them."She has learned the art of spin very well.
this politically correct ridiculousness calls for me hit ya with the deepness early this morning.
btw, jews. the old black.
i don't want to be your leader
your opinions are plaques on my frontal lobe
nevermind the cool demeanor
and i could careless if you got makeup on
an evening dress, or a dingy ass robe
it's all about the person behind the masks
they force us to wear
an everyday burial of ourselves
but i refuse to cover what's most important
as if i'm stupid and blind
i've been brainwashed
to revolt against politically correct's insides
burn it all down
and hope it makes me kind
because most people see the mean in me
and never make it to the bright side
because reality is not your forte
and to me
it's as comfortable as this day
not a big thing
simple as wind rocking the porch swing
everyone's about the wrong thing
as if your parents raised high rise pilots
that never made it to the surface
to figure out what life really means.
Well, take it from a guy who actually has gone into a bedroom and seen, not a flag, but a swastika tattoo in the center of a heart on a hot girl's ass, it can be disconcerting. Not disconcerting enough to leave, just disconcerting.
Well said,
beanerJuanI can't believe she is such a racist. Well, if she wasn't black I'd still fuck her.
Morgan - Please tell me you finished on the tat yelling WHITE POWER!
(Berry) was showing Leno and his audience images of herself on her computer using the Mac program Photo Booth, which distorts images like a carnival fun-house mirror.
Yes, that's what I call quality entertainment.
"Next on the Tonight Show, George Clooney shows slides of his aunt's condo in Boca. Then, Kirsten Dunst will let us watch her organize her sock drawer."
Jews, the old black
excellent work leftnut
man, a lot of jews do have big noses, black guys do have bigger dicks, white people can't dance, asian people are better at math.. a lot of stereotypes have a huge basis in reality, especially that one.