JAKE AND REESE ARE DATING, PART 3

God I hate Hollywood so much. Actors are such tools. They act like they're some enlightened artists, some endless well of creativity.  Just take your script and say the words on the page, monkey.  The proof is when Halloween rolls around, and people like Reese Witherspoons idea of a costume is a blond wig.  Keep in mind that Resse already has blond hair. This is like Mary Kate going to a party dressed as Ashley. And Jake Gyllehaals costume is exactly what he normally wears, plus black makeup on his face. Actually he looks like he passed out in a fraternity house and they drew on him with a sharpie. Except for the "COCK GOES HERE" and then an arrow that points to his mouth.  Jake did that part.

Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal and Resse Witherspoon went to Kate Hudsons Halloween party together. Not sure if I mentioned that part. So they really are dating now or something, I don't know.