JAKE GYLLENHAAL IS SUPER SUPER GAY

In an interview with the Daily Mail UK to promote his new movie "Rendition", Jake Gyllenhall was asked the usual vapid nothing nonsense questions celebrities are asked in interviews, when suddenly, out of nowhere, he basically comes out of the closet:

Daily Mail: Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?Gyllenhaal: I know this isn't quite the same, but I was stuck in a woman's bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn't find a battery for our recording device so we ended up in a woman's bathroom.  I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a woman's bathroom is colder than the floor in the men's. And, believe me, I've spent a lot of time on the floor of a men's bathroom so I should know!

Uhhhh … did he just say he spends a lot of time on the floor in mens bathrooms?  So much so that he can compare the temperature of the tile?  Holy moly.  The article isn't clear, but I'm assuming they did the interview while he was roller-skating in between some orange cones he set up on Venice Beach, right after he put on some tiny metallic silver shorts and a cowboy hat.