In an interview with the Daily Mail UK to promote his new movie "Rendition", Jake Gyllenhall was asked the usual vapid nothing nonsense questions celebrities are asked in interviews, when suddenly, out of nowhere, he basically comes out of the closet:
Daily Mail: Who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
Gyllenhaal: I know this isn't quite the same, but I was stuck in a woman's bathroom once with Susan Sarandon. She was interviewing me for a magazine and we couldn't find a battery for our recording device so we ended up in a woman's bathroom. I discovered two things that day: that the floor in a woman's bathroom is colder than the floor in the men's. And, believe me, I've spent a lot of time on the floor of a men's bathroom so I should know!
Uhhhh … did he just say he spends a lot of time on the floor in mens bathrooms? So much so that he can compare the temperature of the tile? Holy moly. The article isn't clear, but I'm assuming they did the interview while he was roller-skating in between some orange cones he set up on Venice Beach, right after he put on some tiny metallic silver shorts and a cowboy hat.
Gay ain't never super
You know how I know he's gay? He listens to Coldplay.
Holy crap. What a HOMO.
SECOND-sized (fist) in his ass
gay is the new black
He's Neon Gay
I think he's referring to being drunk/sick, right? My gaydar was never been that good, but that's what I assume he meant.
Also just in, Twitney has new lips and old skank attitude, Penis Hilton is still stupid, LiLo is still on the prowl for more cock, and Ellen is still a man…
You know how I know he's gay? When I sucked his dick it tasted like shit. (WINNER)
So…he's a bottom? Why am I not surprised?
wow, just wow. so he's gay and a catcher.
for anyone else I'd think to myself "maybe he just means throwing up while drunk."
Not with Jake though.
I think he's cute, but I would not do him on the bathroom floor of the men's room. That's for Larry Craig.
I read the title and said "Duh" …. Donnie Darko is an assclown.
Kevin Spacey uses the banner pic as a jizz target.
I'm a little more weirded out that his quote has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the question.
TangoCash
Gay is the new brownish and bloody red.
next thing you are going to tell me Richard Simmons is a poof
I can’t believe I just said poof
maybe he just
loves the taste of cockhas a wide stance?Now this is some serious funny………….
The article isn't clear, but I'm assuming they did the interview while he was roller-skating in between some orange cones he set up on Venice Beach, right after he put on some tiny metallic silver shorts and a cowboy hat.