10.31.2007 JESSICA ALBA IS A TEASE

Jessica Alba says that she will never strip down and get naked for a movie, because her strict Catholic upbringing forbids it.  ABC News says:

Alba believes it is important to abide by her strict religious beliefs, even if it means losing out on blockbuster film roles.
The 26-year-old says, "I will never do a nude scene in a movie, not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed.
"I come from a Catholic family and it wasn't seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off."

I'm pretty sure this story is like 4 years old and came about because the stripper she played in "Sin City" was supposed to be topless, but whatever, it still sucks.  Jessica Alba is so hot, I heard that when she walks down the street, people literally die.

(77) Comments

  1. MG Admirer 10/31/2007 17:29

    FIST

  2. MG Admirer 10/31/2007 17:29

    And a good Jessica Ass Made in Heaven FIST this is too !!!

  3. Diremutt 10/31/2007 17:33

    All the jizz rinsing out of her is turning the ocean foamy.

  4. DB's Treasure 10/31/2007 17:42

    Diremutt's ability to make me cringe is top shelf. Good work, sir.

    Jessica Alba - although hot as hell - really doesn't do anything for me. But, again, do not let that confuse you with the notion that I wouldn't put time aside to drill her into submission.

  5. Mongro Jackson 10/31/2007 17:45

    Jessica Alba hasn't done anything for me either DB… Mostly because her bodyguards are great at their jobs.  No matter what I do, or how I try, they always catch me.

  6. Diremutt 10/31/2007 17:46

    Her smile is from the funny motorboat noises and tickle action she gets from the giagantic spooqueef she's dropping.

    Yes, mark it Dude! I have just invented the Spooqueef.

    Put it on the shelf next to shitouttacunt.

  7. Lance @ FilmDrunk 10/31/2007 17:47

    I think the main difference between my coverage of this story and yours is that your not tired of this bitch yet.

  8. djtechsys 10/31/2007 17:48

    damnit!

    i missed giving a fist to someone we all want to fist…

     

     

    or something

  9. someoneluvsu 10/31/2007 17:49

    Adam & Eve = Catholic

    Adam & Eve = Nude

    Jessica = Good Catholic = nude.

    ( I learned this in catechism) 

  10. leftnutofjesus 10/31/2007 17:49

    she's the kind of girl i'd use as a decoy for stealing prescription drugs from old men.

    god.damn. i miss my xan ex sometimes. 

  11. Chaozengine 10/31/2007 17:50

    Lance - actually a good number of us realize she's nothing more than a cocktease who sucks in bed (and not in the good way, either).

    Oh, and she probably has the Herp, too.

    I'll pass. 

  12. KevinOPatrick 10/31/2007 17:50

    If god didn't want jessica alba to be seen naked, he shouldn't have given me eyes.

  13. Mongro Jackson 10/31/2007 17:51

    Lance, if you're tired of Jessica Alba, it's because you love cock more than life itself.  And not your cock, but other men's cocks, lots of em.

  14. KevinOPatrick 10/31/2007 17:52

    Chaoz - You can get herpes from seeing her topless.

  15. Lance @ FilmDrunk 10/31/2007 17:52

    I'm tired of her because there are other hot girls in the world.  Even less bitchy ones who can act!  Sorry for screwing up your and you're though.

  16. Mongro Jackson 10/31/2007 17:52

    I am kind of tired of this particular picture though… One of her and Ashley Scott in the Ocean movie would be nice, maybe the one where they are furiously scissoring each other and are both wearing expressions of ecstacy.

     

  17. djtechsys 10/31/2007 17:53

    i would love to give her a shot of throat yogurt

  18. djtechsys 10/31/2007 17:54

    and also a temporary map of hawaii on her back and/or stomach

  19. leftnutofjesus 10/31/2007 17:54

    i've heard a girl talk all that shit about being "nude" before…..

     

     

     

    she did anal with me. 

  20. I'll never get FISSED 10/31/2007 17:55

    sorry dj, nobody blows ugly guys. No one of quality anyways.

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