Jessica Biel reportedly smacked a paparazzi with her umbrella yesterday as she was leaving a yoga class. TMZ says:
Hiding behind her black and white pap screen on a sunny L.A. afternoon, Biel shouted, "Get out of my way!" and "Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!" toward snapping paparazzi.
Guh. What is she, The Penguin now? Can she get arrested for this? Can you just walk down the street hitting people with umbrellas? I hope she gets arrested, because if she's in the showers, doing time for bonking a photographer with an umbrella, I have to imagine she'd be the one getting raped.
Got to give her credit, great way to say "Fuck you Paps".
Wow what an ass on Jes, the kind that makes you go DAMMMMM!
I agree - a menace
If it means she'll touch me, I'll gladly stalk her with a camera (among other things).
If by "menace" you mean a "woman I'd love to fuck for centuries at a time" then yes, I'd agree.
Like I said in the previous post; I can see why a man may not be all Ga Ga over Jessica Biel. However, being a man who is attracted to thicker women….I believe Biel fits the bill. I don't care how jacked some of you guys think she is….I'd tear into her like a 18lb bird on Thanksgiving Day.
But maybe that's just me.
it's not just you, DB.
i think more people should smack some paps around.
i was planning to hide around the corner and then run up and jack off on her, but now i know she carries an umbrella,
i'll have to sneak up from behindi won't.Why does she have an umbrella on a sunny day anyway?
Ivan, the answer to your question from the last thread is yes, I would let ScarJo kick me in the yam bag for the promise of her getting on her knees and hoovering what it is I give her.
Hell, I'd fuck Biel if it meant that she'd eat me after sex like a goddamn female Praying Mantice(sp?).
Jessica, get a real job yourself, that doesn't involve the most overrated, overpaid "profession" on the planet. May I suggest firefighter?
cool
now if only i could bend her over and tap that ass until my dick turned to dust and blew away
If she hit the photographer with her "pap screen," does that mean she "pap smeared" him?
also, is she the new Green Arrow? why does she have a quivver on her back?
i mean, i knew she was all ms. bow&arrow in blade3, so maybe she's reliving the
rollroleTango, who are you? Miggs from Silence Of The Lambs???? You'd just run up and do a drive by webbing to Jessica Biel????
………..I'm right behind ya.
Want to touch the hinny… or yeah and get my rape on.
her and brit should go on an umbrella themed pap killing spree. they could get matching super hero (or is it villain?) outfits
Thank God it was her umberella and not her DICK.
The damage she could create with that thing….
Who would win in a umbrella fight Jessica or Brit?
Soon we'll see the shirt he was wearing listed in the ebay ad banner under the sock from the pap that got his foot run over by Britney.
Current bid: $0.01
psf, Britney would be a shorter more pudgy Robin in that Paparazzi fighting duo……only she'd run out of breath just putting the suit on.