Jessica Simpson is leaving LA and moving to Tennessee to prepare for the writing and recording of her upcoming country music album. Female First says:
Jessica Simpson is moving to Nashville Shes decided to move to the country music capital in Tennessee in a bid to find inspiration for her new album.
A source said: "Jessica really wants to release a country album and she isn't just whistling 'Dixie' this time. She has been in Tennessee writing music with John Rich from country duo Big and Rich and is going to live there for a while."
These country chicks make insane bank. People can't get enough banjo music about the Ford F150 and BBQ apparently, so now would be a good time for me to perfect my kissing potion and lock this chick down. She's had a rough time lately, so I don't even have to be that great. It'll be like finding a dog on the side of the road. Pretty much, if I don't set her on fire, I'll be the best boyfriend she's had in two years.
meh.
Yes because Tennessee inspires such musical greats as…. um….. Dueling Banjos?
Nash VEGAS BA-BAY!!!!!
the ghost of johnny cash will be haunting you for saying that.
She's like the reverse Jed Clampett.
Considering that there's a lot of NASCAR-loving rednecks in the US, I think she's gonna make lots of money.
However, that doesn't mean that she's gonna learn how to sing or anything. Just means she's gonna learn how to appeal to inbred, pig-and-cousin-fucking, knuckle dragging missing links.
Has it occurred to anyone else that Jessica Simpson's face kind of looks like an upside-down version of Jake Gyllenhall's ass?
^ I have noticed that actually..
All I saw was Jessica Simpson, Tennessee, reverse, and I just finished that with cowgirl..
What a slut.
IF this puts her back in Daisy Dukes, it's all worth it.
::yawn::
ShadowStar: Lemme guess, California or New York.
well lucky them
psh fuck you guys! i'm from tennessee.right outside of nashville. and i'm the least bit redneck. seriously, rednecks and hillbillies annoy the shit out of me.
oh and a lot of music has come out of tennessee:
kings of leon, the white stripes, paramore, tobymac, kid rock, young buck, and a lot more…
NovembertheV: What about Elvis?
Um… Who cares?
She has zombie eyes.
And an ass on her chin.
And it looks like a bee stung her upper lip.
That's so hot.
Bye
The only inspiration she'll find down there for her new country music is the propensity to bang her siblings and cousins. If that be the case, better for me to hook up with her before she becomes trailer trash.
She is from Texas. If anything she'll become less trailer trash by moving to Tennessee.