JESSICA SIMPSON IS MOVING

Jessica Simpson is leaving LA and moving to Tennessee to prepare for the writing and recording of her upcoming country music album.  Female First says:

Jessica Simpson is moving to Nashville Shes decided to move to the country music capital in Tennessee in a bid to find inspiration for her new album.A source said: "Jessica really wants to release a country album and she isn't just whistling 'Dixie' this time. She has been in Tennessee writing music with John Rich from country duo Big and Rich and is going to live there for a while."

These country chicks make insane bank.  People can't get enough banjo music about the Ford F150 and BBQ apparently, so now would be a good time for me to perfect my kissing potion and lock this chick down.  She's had a rough time lately, so I don't even have to be that great.  It'll be like finding a dog on the side of the road.  Pretty much, if I don't set her on fire, I'll be the best boyfriend she's had in two years.