10.01.2007 KATE HUDSON IS SINGLE

OK! Magazine says that the brief romance between Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard may have run its course.

OK! is hearing rumors that all is not well in paradise and that the pair may have indeed split — and apparently not even Dax knew he'd been kicked to the curb.
"Dax got a phone call about it from a friend," a source close to the Employee of the Month star reveals to OK!. "He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him."
Kate was recently spotted in the Big Apple with billionaire party guy Ron Burkle, and many insiders are whispering that she's already moved on.

Awww, but they were so handsome together.  It was sweet to see two people make a connection like this, and it warmed my icy heart and made me believe in love again.  No, actually, I was being sarcastic.  It was kind of gross, because they're both ugly as hell.  Which I guess means they should have just kept dating.  For the same reason fat people should just date each other, because what else are they gonna do, wrestle?  I don't know what uglies like this do when not dating each other, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts it has something to do with crying.



(39) Comments

  1. cinderella 10/01/2007 06:17

    so he's funny and amazing-looking, but is quite possibly the world's biggest douche.

    in other news, kate desperately needs to eat a burrito. or two.

  2. longtime 10/01/2007 06:24

    she's a bag of bones. ick.

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 10/01/2007 06:29

    Thank God that farce is over…Dax Shepard?? Dax Shepard??  Isn't he acting's version of K-Fed, but with less talent?

  4. longtime 10/01/2007 06:37

    i think he's amazing looking.

  5. wallet_inspector 10/01/2007 08:00

    Woof. For both of them

  6. Observer 10/01/2007 08:39

    W00T

    She is kind of a beast.  Her mother was ditzi cute in 1968 but has worn off.

    Who the fuck he is - I'll never know. 

  7. Juan 10/01/2007 08:50

    That guy in the photo escaped from the were-tard video.

  8. Ewoklove 10/01/2007 09:05

    They both look like they got a day-pass from the winkie factory….

  9. awwkitten 10/01/2007 09:23

    I hope Starfucks pays all these celebrities (as if they need anymore money just because) for walking around with all of this 'product placement' and endorsing that they absentmindedly do.. or is it absentminded? and is that why they are nicknamed "starfucks"? 

    …uh huh.. 

  10. lady garden 10/01/2007 09:25

    tramp!

  11. Alan 10/01/2007 09:36

    "Katey, you wanna nother six-pack for the purty?"

    "Naw Dax jes gemme nother paka smokes afore Dex Jr steals mine like las time."

  12. thebigevil 10/01/2007 09:38

    gee i wonder why?  you would think hanging out and shopping at bums r us would bring them closer together.

  13. Rusty Shackleford 10/01/2007 09:44

    and titless

  14. cocaineandpercocet 10/01/2007 09:46

    this fucking idiot's big claim to fame was an "extra" role in the MTV show Punk'd.  he wasn't even a star of it… he punk'd people who actually were stars.  fuck this dude.  I would totally wear kate hudson's skin though.

    btw, thebigevil, nice avatar.

  15. Son of Bill Brasky 10/01/2007 09:47

    Kate's kinda strange.  Fugly here, true, but when  I watched my wife made me watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, she was smokin.  She was fine in the Skeleton Key, too.  So, yeah, I'd do her.

  16. bryce 10/01/2007 10:05

    It looks like a retard convention.

  17. Slaappy 10/01/2007 10:06

    Gaydar going off. BEEEEP

    People please, if your a guy do not wear a ponytale on top of your head, jeez

  18. MG Admirer 10/01/2007 10:10

    This comes down to a very fundamental mathematical equation:

     

    FLAT CHEST = NOT INTERESTED 

  19. PercySugden 10/01/2007 10:16

    Look at the ears on both them!  They probably go out hunting for mice after these photos were taken

  20. man bear pig 10/01/2007 10:22

    How long till he tries to kill himself? If he does then her pussy must be made out of gold! Well maybe after all the kids and cock she's had it's most likely made out of room temperature roast beef.

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