Lindsay Lohan sat down with OK magazine and did a pretty provocative interview, mostly focusing on a lecture series at Oxford she attended on the philosophy of Hegel during the period of German idealism. Wait, no. My bad. I was thinking of someone who’s not a total fucking retard. OK says
Lindsay also now seems to have perspective when she revisits those last few months before entering rehab, climaxing in her arrest for DUI and cocaine possession. "I hit rock bottom," she confesses. "Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision."
With her hard-partying days hopefully in her past, Lindsay has only to look to the future. "I'm here to stay," she tells OK! with conviction. "My talent is a gift and I'm going to use it."
Like bad boys running from their past in shows on the CW, I'm talented but troubled, so I kind of know what Lindsay is talking about. Except not really. What does she even do? Other than have big boobs. Which is a talent on par with having a head. Comparing her talent to some other actresses is like comparing Stephen Hawking to that chicken who plays tic tac toe at the state fair.
(in a related story, I got an email form a guy saying he saw Lindsay at a bar Friday knocking down a long island iced tea. Is is true, did she really do that? Yeah sure why not.)
fist
LiLo has a gift? Yeah - D-sized rack. All women should aspire to this.
I gave her a gift after I punctured her mud-vein maidenhead with my crocked dick. The gift that keeps on giving, ass herpes! Generosity, thy name is Diremutt.
cocaine wrapped in a cheesy bandana that she used to wipe her smelly pootang?
sorry, but mandatory drug tests aren't considered gifts.
Can't you see, the dear saintly child has just given blood and is holding the bandage, She has given the gift of life, sweet, sweet girl.
Note to self: refuse all blood transfusions for the next year.
She's entered into a "Blow for a Cure" marathon.
That Lindsay, she's such a giver.
The gift she has is giving me a rock solid hard on.
The look on her face says "Mmmm, I see me some DICK across the street!"
how do you sign up for a "Blow for a Cure"? it sure beats walking for AIDS.
how do you sign up for a "Blow for a Cure"? it sure beats walking for AIDS. (no pun i
how do you sign up for a "Blow for a Cure"? it sure beats walking for AIDS. (no pun intended for all t
how do you sign up for a "Blow for a Cure"? it sure beats walking for AIDS. (no pun intended for all those
…………hookers out there.)
dNJ, the poster so nice she does it twice
wow. my computer has terets.
Apparently, the paps caught her showing her gift…she was breaking out her new dance, The Cockaréna, which will be sweeping the country!!!
::punches own arm for having such an uncontrollable posting mechanism::
^^ Donkey punches dNJ! for her 'puter sucking
dNJ, mmmmm bruised bitches are the hottest.