The New York Daily News says that Lindsay Lohan is telling friends she wants to move to Utah permanently so she can spend more time with some guy she's known for about 5 minutes. The always great Gatecrasher says:
Fresh out of rehab, she told friends Tuesday she wants to move to the Beehive State permanently.
The reason, she says, is to be with her new boyfriend, Riley Giles, a 25-year-old snowboarder from California.
Lindsay will be receiving outpatient care near the Cirque Lodge rehab facility at least through the end of the week.
Yeah that's gonna happen. You have a better chance of seeing Lindsay Lohan in the 14th century than you do in Utah by this time next week. This ho loves to party. She's not exactly Abraham Lincoln, sitting in a log cabin reading law books by the fire. Even if she did try that, she would still wake up four days later in a suite at the Palms covered in someone else's blood.
MIDGET FIST!
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Argh, damn you DB and your tiny sausage-fingered midget fists.
Man, she looks so fucking good. All you haters out there…..wow you're dumb!
Look at dem TITTIES!
I should go to rehab to pick up chicks
yeah, she does look good here. very good, actually. i think i'll develop a drug problem, go to rehab and hook up with some druggy, semi-hot starlett.
She might, single-handedly, destroy the Morman hegemony. They better close the damn borders quick.
Yeah, it really sucks that I'm a poker addict instead of a drug addict or a booze hound. You only get fat scags in GA, whereas I've been told that you get some ridiculous looking women at AA and NA.
*crosses fingers and smokes a bowl of crack*
Frankly, Utah can have her. We in Los Angeles sure as hell don't want her.
I say let her do it. Since Utah is a wasteland of mountains, Mormons, and sweatty boot rash, it might keep her out of the spotlight long enough for some psychotic mountain lion to maul the inside of her koochy.
I must say her hair in the banner pic is fabulous. I look like that when I wake up.
As for Utah, man, she is in for
comfortable recognitiona terrible shock when she ends up one of many in a harem.I think this bitch has been lieing so much, she's actually starting to believe her own bullshit! Move to Utah, yeah right!!! And Nicole Richie will get pregnant and have a baby one day… oh wait.
Dude's a total douche. If he isn't a complete fucktard, I smell a sextape brewing..
I think it's a good idea.
In related news, I want to go and live on the Moon, because it's made out of cheese!
Don't you get cornholed in Utah, too?
wait…utah? Do the Mormon allow breasts in Utah?
The abstemious Mormon lifestyle will fit LiLo perfectly.
Look it up, I had to.
I wish her jeans were tighter
I gotta second Milfy, Utah can fucking have her. We can always hope that a
religious fanaticMaddox snaps and kills her. He might even head-butt her ovaries for good measure.I think her hair in the main pic looks lovely too…….it looks smooth and full.