Neil Patrick Harris went as some blood soaked clown at a Halloween party in Hollywood Saturday night, and it's the gold medal winner so far for costume of the year. The gays are much better at Halloween because they're all theatrical and dramatic and they know how to use makeup. I couldn't do this. To be fair, I SHOULDN'T do this. God didn't give me these pouty lips and hot ass just to hide them under some dopey disguise.
Once again Slappy gets to FIST a clown!
I always thought the murderous clown costume was
funniermore effective with tiny child-like handprints all over it.Neil as a bloody homo ass clown! Brilliant!
It Monday and I'm already bored. This is my 501 post so now I ashamed and bored!
Thats right folks feel my pain…
And I can't type
It's and I'm
And people seriously wonder why I have clown issues. True story, when I was three years old, my mom took me to get a Happy Meal (I had done something brilliant in pre-school, or something). Anyway, there was this guy dressed up as Ronald McDonald there, and when he came over to give me a balloon, I hid under the table and wouldn't come out until he left.
The only thing worse than a clown - Midget Clowns!
I too have clown issues. I had some clown come up to me at some bullshit ice cream parlor a few years back and damn near got into a fist fight because when I said, "Get the fuck away from me and my daughter or I'll fuck you up!" He thought I was joking.
The only clown I ever liked was Shakes the Clown, because he was a drunk and threw up on himself alot.
Damn…………….
someone stole my daughter's costume……
back to the drawing (and cutting( board.
and on another point…………..
I thought we were done with Britney photos unless they were from 1999?
DH, this is your cue to return to your creepy Rob Zombie clown dude avatar. I always forget the character's name. Probably due to that traumatic sex scene.
Who is this guy?
Memphis area people, for some really super awesome Halloween costumes, come to Ernestine & Hazel's on Main (yes, the haunted former brothel) on Wednesday night for the annual Hell On Earth party. Mushrooms are highly recommended. Yes, I will be there, but no, my band will not be playing. Hopefully we'll get that billing next year. This is THE premiere Halloween party, bar none.
Me likey, me likey very much. Almost as much as I like Kitten.
I always typo the word "typo". I dunno why. I almost always spell it as "type" instead.
Typing about typo'ing the word typo. Sheesh! Just so you know, it was really hard and f'n confusing for me to type this message without mistakes.
looks like someone has been on the bathroom floor with Jake and forgot the lube
Does the blood represent the blood spray from fisting a virgin ass? Just wondering…
Know how to tell if a guy is gay or not? If his ass makes a sound when he farts.
The Goat in Playboy
http://www.dailypoa.com/?p=1065
he is used to having blood all over himself, being a homo and all.
Doogie Howser the ass raping clown, wonderful!
Diremutt,
One more reason I like you. I've quoted that movie several times on this board. my personal favs are (of course):
"I've got the peanut butter pussy, sweet, brown and easy to spread"
"soon as they turn that camera off he's gonna FUCK that little dog"
"you silent motherfuckers"
not a good movie, but great in parts
Imagine a gay guy with the name of
NEIL P. Harryass
His middle name should be RICK , with the silent P……
D on't get upset Rick with the silent P