Neil Patrick Harris went as some blood soaked clown at a Halloween party in Hollywood Saturday night, and it's the gold medal winner so far for costume of the year. The gays are much better at Halloween because they're all theatrical and dramatic and they know how to use makeup. I couldn't do this. To be fair, I SHOULDN'T do this. God didn't give me these pouty lips and hot ass just to hide them under some dopey disguise.