10.01.2007 PAM IS GETTING MARRIED. AGAIN.

People.com says that Pamela Anderson has been granted a wedding license in the city of Las Vegas and the rumor is she plans to marry Rick Salomon. If that name sounds familiar, it's probably because you’re a damn pervert.  More specifically, it's because Rick Salomon was the man in the infamous sex tape with Paris Hilton.  He's also the one who sold the tape for well over a million dollars.  People says:

"I was told late Saturday night that they filed for a marriage license," a source tells PEOPLE, adding that Anderson – who has been performing with magician Hans Klok at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino – and Salomon, 38, have been inseparable lately. "Rick is always with her. He's backstage when she does her show all the time."
The pair, who headed back to Los Angeles Saturday night, have been staying at Anderson's Malibu beach house.

Man, he is one lucky fella.  First Paris, now Pam.  Has he ever even seen a normal vagina, or just ones that are so over used and beaten up they look like they're made out of taffy.  Pam has so many miles on her at this point, I'd be amazed if she can even use normal human tampons.  I expect she takes off her pants and you'd see the tail from a coonskin cap hanging out of her.  Or maybe just some bunny slippers on a lite day.




(69) Comments

  1. heather 10/01/2007 06:24

    muahahahaha FIRST

     

  2. boopsie 10/01/2007 06:24

    firsted!!!!

  3. boopsie 10/01/2007 06:25

    heather, you're a lousy tart!

  4. longtime 10/01/2007 06:25

    i feel like i want to do a line off her tits.

    it would match her shoes.

  5. heather 10/01/2007 06:27

    yes i'm up at 5:30 am EST

    we've all seen the sex tape. we all know how bad he is at fucking. i'm surprised he knows what hole to stick it in.

    pam, just stop, stop getting married. it's like she doesn't get it. i bet she's one of those woman you could slap around and she might call the cops on you. but in the end she realizes how much she likes it. yeah, that's what i look for it a man; a girlfriend with a black eye. that's how i know he's a keeper.

  6. heather 10/01/2007 06:29

    she's looking OLD

    like grandma old

     

    EWWWWW

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 10/01/2007 06:31

    Dude must be the most diseased man on the planet by now…even lepers consider him unclean…how long until dude's dick rots away? Today? Tomorrow?

  8. boopsie 10/01/2007 06:32

    I admire Pam's honest simplicity. She obviously enjoys the love of a man who is fulsome in the pants. That Tommy Lee was hung like a rampaging elephant and this guy is a tosser but a well hung one. Nothing wrong with her taste in men.

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 10/01/2007 06:35

    yes, but her taste in men gives them Hep C…among other diseases…

  10. boopsie 10/01/2007 06:38

    FYI Prick (with a loud P) someone gave her the hep to start with. She didn't invent it, did she?

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 10/01/2007 06:40

    My point, her poor choices in men…

  12. Billy 10/01/2007 06:41

    What the fuck is up with that cleavage ?  Its weird looking. Like a couple pieces of chicken roll stuck to a cracker.

  13. boopsie 10/01/2007 06:52

    Prick, you would be correct if she was a catch. But as a wrung out cum-rag infested with the hep and maybe a whole mess of other claps, it's hard to conceive of any man being beneath her.

  14. Jason04 10/01/2007 07:02

    i think i threw up in my mouth alitte..

  15. bigbrown_i 10/01/2007 07:53

    I now believe it is her goal to raise serial killers. I mean she was well on the way before, what with the abusive father and whore mom, but now it seems like she is really making the effort to take it to the next level. It's good to see those holywood-types really strive for something. Warms my heart.

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 10/01/2007 07:54

    well, since Saloman had a stay in the Hilton before moving to Pam, he can't be much higher…but the real problem is that once their diseased privates commingle, who knows what antibiotic-resistant STD's will be unleashed on the world…

  17. BrudLee 10/01/2007 08:29

    Saloman must be immune to a lot of the chiggers and such what live in Pam's va-jay-jay.  I'd imagine that thing looks like a boiled wallet left out in the sun by now.

  18. Observer 10/01/2007 08:35

    Its always nice to see a girl who is enthusiastic about fucking.

    However - I am so sick of Pam's nudity (a phrase I doubted I'd ever utter (or type)) that I stopped looking at her when she had magazines on the newstand.

    She bugs me. 

  19. Observer 10/01/2007 08:44

    Pam's "boobs" look like body armor - is she heading to Iraq?

  20. Juan 10/01/2007 08:55

    Think she'll wear white to this wedding?

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