
If you all open the sealed envelope I gave you last week, you'll see that I predicted Paris Hilton would wear something slutty for Halloween with either her tits or ass hanging out. And now my prediction has come to pass. Yep, there's no doubt about it, I'm amazing.

















Gonorrhea of the eye!
Sorry Paris, but Alice never wore such shit when she was working at Mel's Diner. BTW: Her friend should be at my desk right now, ass up, head down, preparing for me to fuck her. But since she hangs with Paris, my dick says no thanks; she may have some of what Paris has.
The eyes are fuckin' beautiful…
That's hot.
It really sucks that she has the perfect body, perfect ass, legs, tits, etc. Her face leaves more than a bit to be desired, but I'd brown bag that bitch like woah. I'd wrap my sausage up like a mummy though.
Why does her ass always look like a geriatric diaper that has been shit in?
WTF! This is Marilyn Manson!
Pefect body, Mongro? Ah, no. Perhaps Jessica Biel, Gabrielle Union or Elisha Cuthbert. But Paris? Nah. Her body's gotten better-looking, but her herpes isn't attractive at all.
Finally people are honest! Sure she's skanky but I'm pretty sure that given the opportunity every guy out there would hit that with suitable precautions. Sure you may have to pur acid on your hammer afterwards but we've all done stupid things before.
that this whores job is just being rich and slutty gets me mad
why cant i be rich and/or slutty :(
It looks like Nikki's clothing line finally gets some use ;)
Seven, I'm sorry, but there's no way I'd rather catch herpes than railing this leggy hooker against a wall, rough style, with lots of screaming and perhaps some crying (I'm a little emotional.)
Her friend kinda looks like LiLo with the flamehead
I think you have to have T&A to have T&A hanging out..
Marilyn Manson in Wonderland? what the hell is this shit?
I'll save you the trouble of answering.. it's fucking gross is what it is..
I went to a party supply store this weekend to purchase a Halloween costume. Paris is wearing #234. I wondered why there was a "Sold Out" sign by it.
Also, I wish someone would post a list of all the places Paris sat down wearing that - I wish to avoid those places like the plague. Um, because she's kinda plague-like and all.
it wont be long now.
the ebola has finally reached her iris's.
not long now at all….
it wont be long now.
the ebola has finally reached her iris's.
not long now at all….
She looks like her usual slutty self, only with opiate eyes.
If she really wanted to wear a costume that reflected the way people feel about her, she should have a giant axewound in her head and a giant head in her awewound.
She's looks like a zombie, and any brains she eats will be infinitely more than she has now