10.18.2007 RACHEL MCADAMS IS SINGLE

It's been rumored for months but official become officialer when Ryan Gossling confirmed for the first time in this months GQ that he and Rachel McAdams have broken up.  And what brilliant witticisms does this chappy have to offer:

Gosling, who has been mum about the split up until now, continues, "I feel like I want to give people hugs, they seem so sad. Rachel and I should be the ones getting hugs! Instead, we're consoling everybody else."
The actor and McAdams, 31, began dating shortly after wrapping the romantic film, which won them an MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss, but he says their relationship was not like the characters they portrayed.
Of their actual breakup, he will only say, "The only thing I remember is we
both went down swingin' and we called it a draw."

God this dude is boring.  No wonder she left his mumbly ass.  I've been listening to him for 15 seconds and I wanna kill myself.  If he wasn't famous, his only girlfriends would be dead prostitutes propped up around a folding card table.  He just mopes around, all emo.  She needs a hunk like me.  I'm deluxe-ious.



(58) Comments

  1. kanselm 10/18/2007 12:19

    Who?

  2. Blatherskite 10/18/2007 12:20

    F'n sweet!

  3. tangocash0001 10/18/2007 12:22

    this guy always reminds me of the Dawson Creek homo van beek. guess they're both gay

  4. Son of Bill Brasky 10/18/2007 12:22

    She's rather attractive. well, not in that pic.  but you know

  5. Topper (Harry) Harley 10/18/2007 12:24

    Noah, Allie, say it ain't so!

  6. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 10/18/2007 12:24

    SoBB, normally, she's SMOKIN hot, but in that pic? Bleh!!!

  7. Son of Bill Brasky 10/18/2007 12:24

    When I saw Rachel in Wedding Crashers, it felt like angels were licking my balls

  8. Dirty Hairy 10/18/2007 12:24

    Is this the part where someone explains to me who the fuck these people are?

  9. tangocash0001 10/18/2007 12:26

    this guy was the best in that TV show Young Hercules, especially when he molested that unicorn.

  10. maniacpenisadvisor 10/18/2007 12:27

    He has the look on his face that he just farted. She has the look that she heard it, and she's bracing for the smell…

  11. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 10/18/2007 12:27

    And she had to play opposite that other pussy, that Wilson homo, whose ONLY good role was his first, in Bottle Rocket. 

  12. Observer 10/18/2007 12:29

    I love her red highlights …which she has had for about two years.

    Cute - does she have nudies on the almighty internet? 

  13. LuluJ 10/18/2007 12:29

    There aren't enough "meh's" in the world for the largesse of my meh right now.

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 10/18/2007 12:30

    WSMFA, considering how often she's been around pussy, it's surprising she hasn't switched teams…

  15. Lightdragon 10/18/2007 12:30

    I bet she doesn`t give head

  16. Dirty Hairy 10/18/2007 12:30

    These are the kinda people that I see their faces in the toilet after I take a runny shit. I know that doesn't mean much, but I thought it would illustrate my point.

  17. DB's Treasure 10/18/2007 12:32

    I'd throw sex in her corner

  18. Observer 10/18/2007 12:33

    Cutish….

    but mostly "ehhh".

    http://www.addanimage.com/image_details.php?linknum=9604 

  19. DB's Treasure 10/18/2007 12:36

    Ob, other than her needing a tan, that is one kickass body of hers. I'd slam something fierce into her.

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