SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS GOOFY

Scarlett Johansson is apparently up to the R’s on IMDb, so now she's "dating" Ryan Reynolds.  And when his birthday came up earlier this week, naturally she covered one of her wisdom teeth in gold and put it on a chain for him to wear.  Because, you know, why wouldn’t you?  E online says:

Ryan’s B-day was Tuesday, and last weekend, Scar-doll threw the slinky Smokin’ Aces studster an early bash at Chateau Marmont. How very nice. Can you guess what terribly unique prezzie S.J. picked to gift Ry with?  Oh, never mind, there’s no way you’ll ever guess, so we’ll just spill: one of her pearly whites. Yep, you read right.“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him,” says our source.

Thank god she didn't cover it in chocolate or the tubby bitch would have eaten it.  No, fatty, put that down!  Not everything is food fatty!