Scarlett Johansson is apparently up to the R’s on IMDb, so now she's "dating" Ryan Reynolds. And when his birthday came up earlier this week, naturally she covered one of her wisdom teeth in gold and put it on a chain for him to wear. Because, you know, why wouldn’t you? E online says:
Ryan’s B-day was Tuesday, and last weekend, Scar-doll threw the slinky Smokin’ Aces studster an early bash at Chateau Marmont. How very nice. Can you guess what terribly unique prezzie S.J. picked to gift Ry with? Oh, never mind, there’s no way you’ll ever guess, so we’ll just spill: one of her pearly whites. Yep, you read right.
“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him,” says our source.
Thank god she didn't cover it in chocolate or the tubby bitch would have eaten it. No, fatty, put that down! Not everything is food fatty!
BIG F’KIN FIST FOR ME!
We've always known that Scarlett is goofy. This is old news.
Still, she has a class a rack so we can excuse just about all of her other attributes that may fall short. If she's breathing and/or warm and the rack is intact, she still makes the cut on my A list.
OH FAWK! ScarJo is delicious!!
That's IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GodamnIT get some better tit shots or I'll die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
anyone elsehere yet?
Nice Tits!!!!!!!!!
Big Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck-face……
Nothing bad here.
Who the fuck wrote the article. Can the abbreviate anymore. It should have read, R gS mfv sd gyht ,,t gb.
Isn't Ryan Reynolds married to Alanis Morrissette?
Horseface lost one her chompers?
How she gonna chew the hay now?
her earrings match her wizard sleeves.
Terrible Butterface shot of SJ. Sometimes she can look really beautiful.
MostOther times, I just focus on the breastage.Who is the 'tubby bitch' in this story, B? ScarJo or Ryan Reynolds? I'm lost.
Wow. I don't know whether to be more grossed out by the idea of getting a tooth as a gift, or the idea that she's so full of herself she would consider her bodily rejects such a windfall.
Oh, and "prezzie"? WTF?
This does make me want to go laugh at the goth opera again. I'll be back shortly.
A gold covered tooth? WTF!! There must be some kind of inside story to that
That's Weird!! and kind of high schoolish, who wears a tooth? Ryan Reynolds is cool
She does look a little goat-like in this photo - is she related to Kim K ?
They do share a similar bosom and bottom statistic, after all
and both apparently do anal.Yeah, I hope the 'tubby' is Ryan, or you, my friend, are a homosexual. Your prerogative, of course, but I wonder what you find hot if Scarlett is not.
As for being weird, why would she have a party for her boyfriend in the same place Dirtball del Toro rooted her in the elevator? I'm not the most sensitive guy in the world, but that might have bugged me.
The question is
Would she do the same if she had her COLON removed?
The answer, Pepper, is yes. And I wouldn't know whether to toss it back into her face, or fuck her and then toss it into her face.
From her reputation, sounds like she has parts of her colon removed pretty much every night.