Here's Paris Hilton in a different Halloween outfit, but no less boring and uninspired than the last one. It basically looks like the same crap she normally wears, but now with a little hat. It's an expertly calculated attack against sexiness and fun. If I were hosting a Halloween party and this worthless lump showed up in this, I would slap her and then demand an apology.
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Fucking FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I caught something. And I caught myself ON something.
I'm stuck in her…….throw water on us…….or acid.
Who am I kidding……..I'd love to lose my virginity with her.
Why are her little tits creased in the pics? Did she have to fold them in half to get them into that outfit?
Maybe her tits are ashamed to be seen with her in public.
At least she can get out of the car in a lady-like fashion.
Or is something "sticky" holding her legs together……..something like herpes pustules?
We all know I hate Paris, but I have to give her credit for knowing how to get out of a vehicle. She should send Britney a "How-To" video… of that topic matter, not one of her other ones.
I thought in Hollywood they didn't hang out with people who had problems like acne.
Observer- your new avatar.. successful weekend?
WTF is up with the folding titties? I've heard saggy, flat and full, but foldable?
Poor Ricky Schroder, gonna get the herp…
She's got that snaggletooth thing working in the banner pic. That's disturbing.
And oh my, what a boost in confidence a really shitty goth opera provides. If only she knew how much better it feels to
help female consdrag your paparazzi with you to Rwandakill yourself.Thanks Kitten………
Yes, I had a nice weekend……but as you are too aware……..I've "had" much much much better.
I wish someone would drop an aircraft carrier's anchor on her. SPLAT!
No snaggletooth going on, Gotdang. She forgot to swallow before having her pic snapped,
I didn't see any droopy eye'd slut costumes at the Halloween adventure store near me. Anyone know where she got that outfit? It would look great on my doberman.
awwkitten - Paris used to have the same embarrassing problem, remember? That is, until she tried my 100% GUARANTEED PROVEN SYSTEM* OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Yes, I can show YOU how to put on panties in the morning and get out of a limo without flashing your naked kitty to half the first world! BUT SURELY THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, you say. HOW CAN THIS BE DONE. The secret is in my PROVEN SYSTEM*. Call now.
* as many bitch slaps as it takes
Goddamn people, she's a good looking piece of ass. I'd hit it in 20 different positions.
first, bonniekay's avy makes mah pants tight, while OB's avy makes it wilt. Second, I'm pretty sure that's a bottle of Patron at her feet in the last 3 pics. Pick that up before it gets broken, you stoopid ho!
Raven- Do I need to explain the difference between Paris' sex tape and Britney's mad skills at flashing her saggy (ahem) wizard sleeves to the paparazzi?
Kitten..you should dress up in that outfit
Paris: "Where's all the seamen?"
Ricky "Jokester" Schroader: "In your stomach, whore!"
[A clever play on seamen vs. semen. Not that Paris would understand.]
why couldn't this twat have been on the S.S Minnow? Gilligan woulda tore that shit up.
"With Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a herpes infected wahed up socialite…here on Gilligan's ISLE!"
(That's right…I took Mary Ann off the island…she was waaaay too hot to be stranded with those fuckers).
The Navy: it's not just a job, it's
an adventurea night on the town with a skanky ho, then a few weeks of antibiotics and painful urination.