If Orlando Bloom is dating Jessica Simpson, it's news to Orlando Bloom, who was seen last night trying to cool things down with a dude whose girlfriend Orlando was hitting on. I think. It's a little confusing. At one point it's hard to tell if they're about to fight or make out. I think the other dude is in love. Nothing happens and the video is boring, but the girl is super hot, so, awesome, right?
KATIE HOLMES WANTS TO RUN A MARATHON - OK! says, "Katie Holmes has often been spotted enjoying an early morning jog around the European metropolis. And OK! has learned exclusively that she's not just doing it to keep her figure fit for Tom — She's fulfilling her dream to run in the New York Marathon." I can't help but think of that Julia Roberts movie where she learned to swim so she could fake her own death and get out of her loveless marriage. Katie is makin' a break for it. If she starts to learn Spanish Tom better lock that bitch up.
BRITNEY EXCELS AT FAIL - People says they have the exclusive first look at the Britney Spears cover for her new album, called "Blackout", which sounds like an interacial porn. The cover is even worse. It looks like something a retarded 6 year old would make as a birthday card for her cat.
Eat my FIST MG!
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Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to that MG and Observer for pushing me to compete harder and harder. And speaking of harder, kitty and dNJ are screaming for
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Ok, this is still considered a Britney thread!
You owe me $1,000, SoBB
Stuff From All Over = not a fucking thing going on anywhere.
Stuff From All Over >>>>>>>> Britney's latest staged melt-down.
Stuff From All Over <<<<<<<<<< Any naked chick series - useless cumslut or not.
………also - why are the two guys kissing in the video?
That video <<<<<<<<<<<< the times I've caught my foreskin in my zipper.
Honestly, if I ever got that close to Orlando Bloom it'd be because I was tearing his nuts off with a vise.
Anyone ever heard a gayer nickname than Orly?
Well, we know Ob aint Jewish.
Ob, has any girl whose given you head ever pull your foreskin back and told you your penis smells like warm cheese?
In order to abide by my name ….
"AL GORE HAS WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE."
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I eagerly await opinions. :P
DB - You're assuming that OB has ever
lured forced druggedgotten a chick to blow him?mmmm… fumunda cheese! Great on a ritz cracker!
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10/12/nobel.gore/index.html
Enjoy your day.
I'm not impressed. For a Friday, these posts are panning out to be lame as fuck. At the very least, can we just get a nice naked ass?? You can expand from there…
um DB…why $1,000?
"AL GORE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE."
Boo Anal Glee Creep Prize
SoBB, I bet you a grand from the last thread. I am guessing you didn't see it??
Ok, just make it $2 and some envelopes, and we'll call it a day.
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