SOME GUY YOU DON’T KNOW IS IN TROUBLE – Andre Birleanu – noteworthy only as one of the models on the VH1 show "America's Most Smartest Model" – was arrested yesterday and charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment. He allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant. And stuff like this is why I got out of modeling. Perverts.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS HAVING TWINS – The New York Daily News says, "Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman could be doubling their family. A reliable source says she's expecting twins." See. Told you.