SOME GUY YOU DON’T KNOW IS IN TROUBLE - Andre Birleanu - noteworthy only as one of the models on the VH1 show "America's Most Smartest Model" - was arrested yesterday and charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment. He allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant. And stuff like this is why I got out of modeling. Perverts.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS HAVING TWINS - The New York Daily News says, "Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman could be doubling their family. A reliable source says she's expecting twins." See. Told you.
SOME CHICK IS THE NEW WONDER WOMAN - Several online reports say today that Aussie actress Teresa Palmer has been cast to play Wonder Woman in the upcoming production of “Justice League". God knows why. Wonder Woman doesn’t even do anything. At best she would distract the monster with her slutty little outfit, turning it from a regular monster to a horny monster with a hard on, which is actually much much worse. Basically she was there to give Aquaman rides in her plane to the danger if it wasn’t water related, which was really just a ploy to get both of them out of the way since they were utterly useless. If I was ever taken hostage by Godzilla and these two came to save me I would just climb into his mouth and get it over with.
Fistacular tities
Hello Dolly!
I heart Xtina, but I don't heart Xtina looking like a tranny.
sadface.
pregnancy doesn't suit all women.
unless they were born one.
too bad she doesn't live in the mid west. she could start up a dairy with those babies.
I could rest my beer on that ledge and it wouldn't spill.
tango - I believe the Wisconsin Cheese Board is right now making enquiries…
I heart Christina too, but now that I know she has to plug her ears with some creepy-looking substance to keep her brains from leaking out, I don't know - I just can't respect that.
That banner pic makes me think of The Nightmare Before Christmas
gotdang - LOL!
Strange - 3061 is posted to the main website and 3060 - this one isn't.
Spoooky isn't it MG ?
Girls that wear a lot of make up like facial cumshots. True story!
Hey ya changed the Titties shot of Xtina, tricky dicky Brand0n
I can't read the text, yet…but who is this bitch and why is she wearing my semen?
Ah, the rotating banner pics. All right, here's new smarm for the new pic.
Note to snickering bitches in the background: I don't know what you're laughing at, but if it's the girl with the small breasts forcibly brought closer to create the illusion of cleavage and then bound by a tacky bedazzled dress, just remember this, the paparazzi wanted her photo, not yours. You only think you're special.
I think that's funny.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
What the hell is Christina's kids gonna look like??? I mean, she's gorgeous, but that goddamn troll that she keeps chained to a wall for a husband is one ugly, disgusting, unattractive human being.
THE MOST BORING STUFF I CAN FIND FROM ALL OVER
Fixed!
i love christina too, she's got the voice, the body, the face. but she does need less makeup. if i could look hot with no makeup, i'd wear no makeup.. she should rock the natural look. isn't this a fashion forum?
in other and more exciting news, anyone heard "saturday night wrist" by deftones? just heard it. it's no white pony, but it's pretty good.. kimdracula is a great track.
If that's the pic of the new wonderwoman, I'm sorely disappointed. Linda Carter was largely responsible in relieving the pressure in my testicles from excess semen production. I'm thinking Catherine Bell would make an awesome wonderwoman. Or Selma Hayek if she could be deMexican'd a bit…