BRITNEYS DRUG DEALER IS A GIRL: Star says that a "pretty, petite brunette who specializes in top-grade cocaine and Ecstasy," has been visiting Britney Spears at all hours of the night during her recent stays in various Beverly Hills hotels. "One night, she came by three times between midnight and 5 a.m. Britney doesn't even try to hide it anymore." So apparently if you want to find Britney’s hotel room, just follow the groove worn into the carpet by all the drug dealers and pizza guys.
JOSH HARTNETT AND RIHANNA? - Us magazine says that Josh Hartnett can add Rihanna to his list of hook-ups that already includes Scarlett Johansson and Helena Christensen. "Hartnett, 29, was spotted locking lips with the “Umbrella” singer, 19, last night at NYC club Pink Elephant, a witness tells Usmagazine.com.” When asked for a comment, Hartnett walked into a door because he has comically squinty eyes and faggity long bangs.
KENDRA IS A GOOD DRESSER - TMZ says that Kendra Wilkinsons outfit for last nights "Celebrity Rap Star" on MTV featured pants that were "painted on - literally!" But, umm, very obviously they're not. They're just tight. Because she's a hussy. And hussies wear tight pants. It's in the bible.
Hi I cheat now so I can be FISTacular
Now this is what I call a fucking post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Damn… FISTED again.
Yay! It's Titty Day! It's Titty Day! Presents for everyone!
Is Brend0n actually going to say something?
I see from the tags that he's going to say something about Josh Hartnett. That new movie of his coming out looks cool. What graphic novel did it come from?
I'd be happy to take a kick to the scrotum to have 5 minutes alone with that bitch!
Cumshot on that!
Banner pic quote;
"I love the feeling of hto gas escaping from my ass. aahhhh"
Wow I almost didn't recognize Kendra without
mycock in her mouth.Kendra gets my vote! I love her. She has such big, wonderful perky teeth. And wow that Rihanna chick sure gets around… I'm surprised she's relevant enough to have a tag… I don't know why. She's sort of -Z list to me… Maybe because I think she looks kind of retarded and her music sucks. *shrugs*
Top Picture - is the backing group singing and dancing to "Walk Like An Egyptian" ?
re: Kendra's pants being "painted on". Ttechnically they were, in the same way a canvas is "painted on," as there is silver glitter paint all over the front.
Also, she must be one hell of an actress. She's obviously a big fan of chocolate, yet somehow she's got Hef believing she's still into his wrinkled vanilla swizzle stick.
Yeah, I caught about five minutes of that show… couldn't do anymore. That was absofuckinglutely horrendous. I've lost respect for Sebastian Bach. Which is a damn shame because even though he's like eighty or so, he's still hot as fuck.
Who the hell is this bag of cum and shame???
Look at her back in pic #3. Britney's vagina is EVERYWHERE!
She looks like the business end of a catcher's mitt.
BTW, I'm totally not into this skank at all. The other two Girls Next Door, I'd definitely let them play "white bread" to my "hot beefy filling" in an X-rated sandwich impersonation. Kendra, OTOH, I wouldn't fuck with Michael Vick's dick.
Bridget is definitely the finest of all the Hos Next Door.
yes, i would bang some sense into this retard… or break my back trying