10.17.2007 SURI CRUISE IS SO SCREWED

Us magazine says that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are using strict Scientology guidelines to raise their daughter Suri, and that dictates everything from the way she was nursed to the way she's disciplined and even what friends she's allowed to have.  Us magazine says:

Suri — who as a baby was breastfed and nursed on a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup which Hubbard advocated as being healthier than formula and breast milk — is too young to take classes at the Scientology Centre, the 18-month-old is constantly surrounded by believers, including her two nannies.
“Tom doesn’t like associating with people who aren’t Scientologists,” says an insider.
Additionally, Holmes, 28, and Cruise, 45, have a hard time saying no to Suri. But it’s not simply because they’re pushovers.
Cruise and Holmes, says their pal, are very lenient and do not like to give Suri too many rules: “Suri pretty much does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. If she fusses before bed, they let her stay up later. If they want her to go swimming and she cries, they’ll take her out. If she whines about food, they’ll ask her what else she wants to eat. They always want to please her.”

It's amazing they even allowed barley and milk into her formula.  I thought it would just be some bright red liquid with fog coming off the top.  And the nanny is a guy in a 1950's robot costume, with the big silver barrel chest and clamps for hands and a red light bulb for a nose.  That's how you raise kids god dammit.  Nice and crazy.

(117) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 10/17/2007 19:00

    That baby reminds me of Children Of The Corn….and just as mind warped

  2. Umungus 10/17/2007 19:08

    She ain't no Shiloh. Hopefully she doesn't turn out like Rumer Willis.

  3. Random Poster 10/17/2007 19:10

    Turd!

  4. man bear pig 10/17/2007 19:10

    Uh yeah because an 18 month old knows best so you should listen to her and do as she wants. These two fucking fruitcakes should have their heads checked.

  5. man bear pig 10/17/2007 19:11

    The kid also looks a little less retarded as it gets older. They probably got it plastic surgery.

  6. cheese 10/17/2007 19:12

    Funny, Britney lost custody of her kids for treating them the same way. 

  7. Lightdragon 10/17/2007 19:16

    in other events what's going on with Megan fox????

  8. Lightdragon 10/17/2007 19:16

    in other events what's going on with Megan fox????

  9. Ally_Aloud 10/17/2007 19:16

    omg, what was poor katie thinking marrying that "man"??

  10. Ally_Aloud 10/17/2007 19:17

    Megan fox brightened my day, now this story brings it back down again :(

  11. maddona_kebabsoff 10/17/2007 19:25

    I think Katie is bonkable. I would have her clawing at my hairy back begging me to stop biting her neck as I drove my pork sword into her fleshy folds…or her wizard sleeves what ever it takes these days. It's all about me and my needs just lately Mum, sorry about that. 

  12. Holodigm 10/17/2007 19:27

    i don't care how crazy she is.  after having that kid she's gotten a hell of a lot hotter.

  13. Shireen 10/17/2007 19:33

    that kid is just as adorable as she is creepy.. she's a great candidate for the anti-christ

  14. Who's idea was the corn? 10/17/2007 19:36

    They look like theyre reinacting that scene from Lion King.    Aaaaaaascheeewemmmmbaaaaaaaaaa! 

  15. patscrew 10/17/2007 19:38

    tom cruise huffs his baby's farts because that's the only way to keep the evil lord xenu from coming back to earth.

  16. Bob 10/17/2007 19:38

    poor kid

  17. pepper 10/17/2007 19:39

    looking at this photo, Oh yes, I would fuck her the way Tom fucks all the men, in the ass.

    Katie that is …… 

  18. Raine Driver 10/17/2007 19:40

    Corn syrup? You know that is terrible for you, right? Shit, I don't even drink that shit, and I drink Heroin….

  19. Observer 10/17/2007 19:40

    Funny thing about 18 month old kids….they are just so damn insolent, judgmental (no no no no I want Milk) and uncooperative.

    When I throw put my brat child into the pool, she screams and the lifeguards I take her right out.

    Hell, it gets so difficult to enjoy a bottle of gin few beers and smoke a bone  relax around the pool.

     

  20. Cantfeelmyface 10/17/2007 19:43

    Katie holmes has gotten hotter, imo…

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