TERI HATCHER ISNT HELPING

Teri Hatcher attended the Dream Halloween charity for children affected by AIDS this weekend, and she went dressed as the Queen of Hearts from "Alice in Wonderland", because if it's one thing little kids high on painkillers need, it's to see horrifying old people dressed like storybook villains.  Especially a villain who, "is quick to decree death sentences at the slightest offense. Her most famous line, one which she repeats often, is "Off with their heads!"  It gives the kids a nice sense of dread and let's them know life is fleeting, and death can come at any second.  Maybe next year she can come as the Grim Reaper or a germ.