Believe it or not, if you stand in front of a moving car and hit the driver in the eyes with a strobe light, you may possibly get run over. Jumping up and down on a diving board while wearing roller skates also has a shocking conclusion. I won't tell you what it is, or it will ruin the surprise. Say what you will about Britney, but she has amazing self control with these idiots. If I were in her shoes I would drive one of those big commercial drills they use to tunnel through mountains and just grind those fuckers into paste.
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First! Or not. Really doesn't matter.
No, it doesn't matter, you fucking douchebag.
Anyway, Britney needs to slam through a crowd of these scumbags at full speed. That Benz can probably hit 180.
Seriously. Even if these celebs are all morons, it's definitely illegal to harass people THAT much. And it is absolutely illegal to be on/in someone's vehicle if they don't give you permission. And all just to get ten million angles of a whale driving a car?
I say to Britney, "Mow 'em down!" Sure, she would probably get some jail time or at least have to endure a lot of bad publicity, but as far as we are concerned, it's a win-win situation:
less paparazzis + Britney in trouble = fun!
yummm….paste sounds so good right now.
She ought to have a super air-horn installed under her car's hood, and give the paparazzi a giant, semi-truck honk. That would result in some loss of bladder and sphincter control, I bet.
Justin – I agree. It's pretty disgusting. I'd last about 5 minutes of people doing this before I'd flip out. It has to be illegal, but hollywood cops don't even arrest the people that have expressly committed felony crimes.
The Writters Guild called and told me to stop writing about Britneys stupid antics. So I told them "Fine I now dub myself a paparazzi" They offered me life insurance through http://www.papinsurance.com where all the cool paps get life insurance
true story
She's a huge waste of DNA, but the morons covering her are worse.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found heron a millionaire&celebs dating club meetrich.com. SHe has a personal account there with sexy pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Yeah, LA's cops are a fucking joke.
We're all monsters!! It's our insatiable desire for photographic and video images of "celebrities" which spawned Paparazzilla!! It's our fault!! Oh, how can we live with the shame and guilt?! I hate myself and I hate you all!!
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
she’s a white trash piece, neglectful mother, but I say, MOW THE FUCKERS DOWN!!!
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club meetrich.com. She has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about her songs and new album…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club meetrich.com. She has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about her songs and new album…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club meetrich.com. She has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about her songs and new album…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club meetrich.com. She has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about her songs and new album…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club meetrich.com. She has a personal account there with hot pictures, blog and something about her songs and new album…In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
I would rather fuck Amy Winehouse without protection than piss on a paparazzi that was on fire.
who's a bigger douchbag? the douchebag or the douchebag who glorifies it?