11.07.2007 BRITNEY IS SAD, CRAZY

Us magazine says that Britney Spears erratic behavior is because she's suffering from depression and ADD, not because she’s on drugs.

Why does Spears, 25 — even after having physical custody of her kids taken away — keep exhibiting such questionable parenting skills? Sources say the troubled pop star does not seem to grasp the gravity of her custody case, and they blame her bizarre public behavior (swapping clothes with a stranger, among her recent moves) on psychological issues, not drugs. “It’s not substance abuse — it’s mental!” a confidante tells Us. Pals suspect adult-onset ADD or depression, with one friend saying, “Postpartum has always been a problem” after giving birth to Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

Whatever. This bitch is just dumb. Why can't people just be called dumb anymore? They don’t even care. It’s like a dog, you can say horrible things about her right in front of her and it won't even register.  You also need to wap Britney on the nose with a newspaper if she tries to hump your friends.  No Britney, No!  Bad!  Bad Britney!   

(the video is up because it’s a Duran Duran song, called “Falling Down", and it has vocals by Justin Timberlake and features some Britney look-a-like being forced into rehab. So topical.)



(59) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 11/07/2007 15:40

    Or - and stay with me - it's the drugs AAAAAANNNND she's mental!?!? MAYBE!

  2. pepper 11/07/2007 15:41

    Chugga Wugga CHOO CHOO!

  3. PatheticNewGuy 11/07/2007 15:41

    I heard Britney handed out poisoned candy to kids on Halloween.

  4. travis1717 11/07/2007 15:42

    Duran Duran ?

    You are a manly, man…aren't you ?

     

  5. deadfrk2 11/07/2007 15:45

    For once, I agree with this page. She needs mental help. Pathetic new guy, that is exactly what you are also. Great name.

  6. pepper 11/07/2007 15:45

    Sorry, that line had nothingto do with Britney. Mongro wrote it and I have not stopped laughing.I have to try that tonight.

     

     

     

     

  7. coffeeman 11/07/2007 15:46

    wtf was that vid? only got thru the first minute - supposed to be spoof of Brit or something?  It didn't appear to be one of her videos - if a naked Brit doesn't appear in the fist 30 seconds, I ain't gonna stick around to see what happens next…..

  8. Observer 11/07/2007 15:47

    Adult Onset idiocy.

    She is just an arrogant dumb fuck who thinks she is smarter than the whole world. If she diden't (oh yeah) have money she would be Jerry Springer bait.

    She thinks she is making herself "dangerous" like Madonna and she thinks she will ultimately catch a Madonna style audience.

    Dream on "Choklit Bakin" - today is not the eighties - people have plenty of other sources of diversion…you will just drift away.

  9. rv 11/07/2007 15:48

    oh now their making excuses for her. being crazy used to be cool as fuck.

  10. Dirty Hairy 11/07/2007 15:48

    To be serious here for a moment, my mom had clinical depression and Adult ADD and she NEVER did ANY of this crazy shit Britney did. Next!

    /serious

    But my mom did go line dancing at a country bar in Cedar Rapids, IA and drove home drunk a lot! 

  11. Mongro Jackson 11/07/2007 15:50

    Britney isn't mentally stable?  You're kidding me! 

    Don't blame mental illness because this bitch don't know how to act, ya heard me cousin?

  12. DB's Treasure 11/07/2007 15:51

    DH, I'll be on site in Cedar Rapids, Iowa next week!

    Two questions:

    1. Which bar?
    2. Can I give her a ride home?
  13. Son of Bill Brasky 11/07/2007 15:52

    almost 48 hours without a Britney post….someone check…is that a record?

  14. leftnutofjesus 11/07/2007 15:53

    if i ever wanted to eat bacon bits out of a pussy…….

  15. DB's Treasure 11/07/2007 15:53

    If pussy were land, I'd be fuckin' Napolean…

  16. cthomashowell 11/07/2007 16:00

    This song is fucking garbage. Justin Timberlake is a the wigger king. I'm taking Britney in this contest. All she does is chug milkshakes, do drugs, and drive fast. I'm wildly jealous.

  17. Moe 11/07/2007 16:02

    Yeah, all that… and the fact that those overpaid punks get their asses licked.  She's not mental, she fucking stupid.  Is her father also her uncle?

  18. leftnutofjesus 11/07/2007 16:04

    just think of all the dudes in louisiana that fucked her like a dead deer at a busy gas station in her hometown.

    they probably all laugh their asses off while their dick twitches cuz they hit that….pre-wigger and pre-kids.

    back when all of us would hit it….no questions asked.

    heroes in my book……indeed.

  19. leftnutofjesus 11/07/2007 16:05

    if pussy were cocaine, i'd be rick james.

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