By brendon November 01, 2007 @ 3:12 PM

I assume it was Jordan Bratmans idea for his wife to spend Halloween with her giant boobs on full display, and god bless him.  Stuff like this is why I can't wait to get married.  Because then the woman is the mans property and she has to do whatever he says.  If there's a problem, maybe her friends the broom and the dustpan can talk some sense into her. 

(45) Comments

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    DB's Treasure 11/01/2007 15:15

    What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

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    MG Admirer 11/01/2007 15:15

    Good costume – scary tits!

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    mR. dISSAPROVAL fOR fIST 11/01/2007 15:15


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    DB's Treasure 11/01/2007 15:16

    I really do not notice a difference between the shit she's wearing in that pic and the weird shit she wears on a normal basis.

    Her breasts look FANTASTIC though.

  5. avatar
    MG Admirer 11/01/2007 15:16

    Are those tits or is she smuggling ostrich eggs?

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    Slaappy 11/01/2007 15:17

    POST Op for sure

  7. avatar
    DB's Treasure 11/01/2007 15:18

    Those chest weapons are getting ready to feed twins…

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    Harvey Harbinger 11/01/2007 15:23

    And you just know Bratman was all like, "I vont to suck your boobies".


    The worst part is that he probably did.  Repeatedly.  GODDAMMIT!!!! 

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    MG Admirer 11/01/2007 15:32

    Rules for a good female Halloween costume


    1.  Wear a nightie – preferably one with an unusual colour

    2.  Lots of makeup.  False eyelashes

    3.  Show cleavage – lots of cleavage

    4.  Avoid looking like Britney 

    6.  Spider on head

    7.  Bring along a loser as your stud muffin. 

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    Son of Bill Brasky 11/01/2007 15:35

    NOW…didn't I call this shit a few days ago.  Halloween is not Halloween without Xtina showing off her awesome boobage.  Now, would someone please give me a stake to ram through the fuckin heart of that Jordan whathisface?

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    Observer 11/01/2007 15:36

    The phrase "nice tits" has mysteriously appeared in my mind.

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    Observer 11/01/2007 15:43

    I think Brend(0)n needs to run a "Things From All Over" post with all the pregnancy tits we've seen lately. I'm too lazy to consolidate them on one page.

    Or maybe Chaozengine can handle the assignment.

    We had:

    • Xtina
    • Halle Berries
    • Salivating Salma Hayek
    • I think Fatty McFat from the previous post was preggo once as well.

    Anyway…you get the picture…


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    Observer 11/01/2007 15:44


    FUCK ME with awwkittens sweet and well manicured tight pussy…..

    its been done before……….

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    Dirty Hairy 11/01/2007 16:11

    Ooooo…tits! fap fap fap fap fap

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    Guinny_Ire 11/01/2007 16:12

    I normally wouldn't say this but if they get any of his genetic material those are going to be some damn ugly kids.

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    pepper 11/01/2007 16:14

    This guy looks the same with or with out makeup

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    Guinny_Ire 11/01/2007 16:14

    Damn Observer! No more posting vomitfest pics.

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    awwkitten 11/01/2007 16:15

    Yes, Brend0n. I'm sure it was his idea. Xtina would never do that sort of thing on her own.


    She may have the dustpan and the broom, and he will always have his hand and a monogramed towel.

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    LoRider 11/01/2007 16:19

    I see Christina is now hanging out with Jennifer Lopez' husband, Nesfaratu.  Her taste in men has completely disappeared.

    No offense to Christina, because I would do love her madly, but it's hard to tell the difference when she's dressed up for Halloween or kicking off another Dirrrty tour.

    Ride Lo

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    Ass Tagger 11/01/2007 16:22

    Yeah, married life's great.  No condoms!  Woo hoo!

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