I assume it was Jordan Bratmans idea for his wife to spend Halloween with her giant boobs on full display, and god bless him. Stuff like this is why I can't wait to get married. Because then the woman is the mans property and she has to do whatever he says. If there's a problem, maybe her friends the broom and the dustpan can talk some sense into her.
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What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?
Good costume – scary tits!
finally.
I really do not notice a difference between the shit she's wearing in that pic and the weird shit she wears on a normal basis.
Her breasts look FANTASTIC though.
Are those tits or is she smuggling ostrich eggs?
POST Op for sure
Those chest weapons are getting ready to feed twins…
And you just know Bratman was all like, "I vont to suck your boobies".
The worst part is that he probably did. Repeatedly. GODDAMMIT!!!!
Rules for a good female Halloween costume
1. Wear a nightie – preferably one with an unusual colour
2. Lots of makeup. False eyelashes
3. Show cleavage – lots of cleavage
4. Avoid looking like Britney
6. Spider on head
7. Bring along a loser as your stud muffin.
NOW…didn't I call this shit a few days ago. Halloween is not Halloween without Xtina showing off her awesome boobage. Now, would someone please give me a stake to ram through the fuckin heart of that Jordan whathisface?
The phrase "nice tits" has mysteriously appeared in my mind.
I think Brend(0)n needs to run a "Things From All Over" post with all the pregnancy tits we've seen lately. I'm too lazy to consolidate them on one page.
Or maybe Chaozengine can handle the assignment.
We had:
Anyway…you get the picture…
Well………………
FUCK ME with awwkittens sweet and well manicured tight pussy…..
its been done before……….
http://paparazzi.blogter.hu/?post_id=121058
Ooooo…tits! fap fap fap fap fap
I normally wouldn't say this but if they get any of his genetic material those are going to be some damn ugly kids.
This guy looks the same with or with out makeup
Damn Observer! No more posting vomitfest pics.
Yes, Brend0n. I'm sure it was his idea. Xtina would never do that sort of thing on her own.
She may have the dustpan and the broom, and he will always have his hand and a monogramed towel.
I see Christina is now hanging out with Jennifer Lopez' husband, Nesfaratu. Her taste in men has completely disappeared.
No offense to Christina, because I
would dolove her madly, but it's hard to tell the difference when she's dressed up for Halloween or kicking off another Dirrrty tour.Ride Lo
Yeah, married life's great. No condoms! Woo hoo!