CORDELIA CHASE IS SINGLE

I'll pretty much take any excuse to post pictures from one of the greatest Playboy shoots ever, and the announcement that Charisma Carpenter is separating from her husband is good enough for me.  People.com says:

Charisma Carpenter of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel" has split from her husband of five years, Damian Hardy, PEOPLE has learned."They are separated and now living separately," Carpenter's rep Jeff Raymond confirmed Tuesday.Carpenter, 37, and Hardy married on Oct. 5, 2002, and became parents to son Donavan Charles the following March.

I used to work with a guy and before that he worked with this dude who dated Charisma when she was on "Angel" and that dude was a bellman at some fancy hotel.  I think that dude was Damian.  Pretty good story, huh?   The point was a hotel bellman was bangin Cordy Chase, which ranks as one of the greatest accomplishments in the history of man.  How this dude hasn't been elected Benevolent Ruler of the World by now is beyond me, because clearly his sorcery could bend the minds of mankind into submitting to his evil will.