11.14.2007 DAVID LETTERMAN IS COOL

Deadline Hollywood is reporting that David Letterman will pay the entire staff of "the Late Show" with his own money while the show is shut down during the writers strike.  CBS stopped paying the staff when the show halted production last week.  NBC is trying the same tactic to put pressure on the writers, and has threatened to lay off the entire staff of "the Tonight Show" unless the writers come back to work.  Deadline says Letterman has committed to pay them at least through the end of the year.

"Dave's not doing this to get good press, which is why it hasn't been reported for almost two days," a source tells me. "This is really significant because, as opposed to all of the other shows, this money comes out of Dave's own pocket."  

Dave Letterman is the fuckin coolest.  I like to think I would kind of do the same thing, that I would do my part to help the people who worked for me, but then it would occur to me - fuck those homos.  And then I'd roll around on the waterbed and throw a pile of hundreds at the naked teen models.

(28) Comments

  1. Dark Helmet 11/14/2007 20:12

    First Fist Ever Wooo HOOOO!

  2. lennydmc 11/14/2007 20:14

    How the hell did I get first? Are all of you sleeping?

  3. Dark Helmet 11/14/2007 20:15

    Dave is cool.  He likes to touch all the female hotties on his show.  I think you would do the same.  I would just sit and stare at them breathing heavy with my hands where you can't see them. 

  4. Dark Helmet 11/14/2007 20:18

    Whose on first?  Not you my friend.  How dare you tarnish my devirginizing fisting!

  5. Sum Dum Dik 11/14/2007 20:21

    Considering the top count says "3" and this count says "1" - just consider yourself lucky.

     

    Now, we're sposed to type sumthin funny, right? Hmmm……..

     

    OH, I know! Since most of his interns work dirt cheap (if not free), ……nah, Dave is still too fucking cool. 

  6. Dirty Hairy 11/14/2007 21:09

    If "cameltoe" ever goes into the mysterious filter (Like Ernest Borgn1ne), I may never post here again. Fuck you!

  7. Robert_Paulson 11/14/2007 21:17

    Angry Dirty, let me guess, you were trying to post something witty about the Victoria Secret thread that involved cameltoe? Yeah that would get my panties pretty bound up too. 

  8. Lucifer Sam 11/14/2007 22:05

    Fuck Letterman. I'm a Harvey Pekar fan.

  9. man bear pig 11/14/2007 22:22

    Alright Dave, my N1gga!

  10. volumecontrol 11/14/2007 23:08

    Too bad John Stewart already did this. Quit tryin to be hip, Dave.

  11. gotdang 11/15/2007 00:48

    Fuck those homos. 

    That was great.

    Dave is cool. 

  12. Raine Driver 11/15/2007 01:10

    Too bad he's boring as fuck.

    I'm so glad all these shows are in purgatory.

    I am particularly bitter tonight. 

  13. Raine Driver 11/15/2007 01:10

    ps… "sus.piciously" is filtered?

  14. gotdang 11/15/2007 01:35

    I tried "sus.picion" the other day and it was filtered too.  So random!

  15. Raine Driver 11/15/2007 01:38

    Oh gosh, I'm in between two gotdangs …. It's every Shaigetz's dream.

  16. discount 11/15/2007 02:01

    Dave can pay them all and throw 1000´s at teens as well…

     

    Think big! 

  17. jenniferjaja 11/15/2007 03:15

    I found him at one big site, it seems that is BillionaireCupid.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true. I will tell you the results soon.

  18. jenniferjaja 11/15/2007 03:16

    I found him at one big site, it seems that is BillionaireCupid.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true. I will tell you the results soon.

  19. rv 11/15/2007 08:06

    nice. now if only he could kill paris.

  20. Chris19 11/15/2007 08:51

    I can't stand Letterman's show, or his "humor", but that is a classy move.

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