11.07.2007 EVANGELINE LILLY IS SINGLE

Evangeline Lilly has dated that little weenie Dominic Monaghan for like three years now, and they were even engaged, but now Page Six says she woke up one day and said, wow, I'm Evangeline Lilly, I'm super super hot, and I'm dating that little weenie Dominic Monaghan.  We're even engaged.  WTF is wrong with me?  (editors note - probably)  

Monaghan, whose character was killed off the show, was spotted crying, holding and kissing a woman who was not Lilly at El Coyote restaurant in L.A. on Saturday, reports entertainment blogger Nelson Aspen. "They were right in the middle of the room, they weren't interested in privacy," he said. "They looked very intimate. They were nursing margaritas, leaning in, chain-smoking, having intense conversation."  The two eventually drove off in a Toyota Prius together.

Wowww.  A hybrid?  Crying?  Tropical drinks?  What a stud this guy is.  The only way this sugary treat could be any gayer is if he was wearing a scandalous red dress during all this.

(best evangeline picture ever)




(78) Comments

  1. syspzs 11/07/2007 14:59

    first!! yes!!!

     

    -your mom

  2. elvis 11/07/2007 15:00

    Hooray

  3. Rick (with a silent P) 11/07/2007 15:01

    At least Jake Gayandall has a new butt buddy with whom he can go "riding"…or is that (Tom) "cruising"?

  4. Catch Me Now, I'm Falling 11/07/2007 15:02

    Man Crying = Gay

  5. tangocash0001 11/07/2007 15:04

    she must be waiting for one of those japanese dolphins

  6. Mongro Jackson 11/07/2007 15:05

    I would rail her directly in the ass, then I'd do the hibbity dibbity and the harlem shake.

  7. pepper 11/07/2007 15:06

    He should follow Owen Wilson foot steps and slice his wrists..  Make sure you cut deep

      Just don't leave a mess. 

  8. maniacpenisadvisor 11/07/2007 15:06

    This picture should be on Coppertone bottles…

  9. DB's Treasure 11/07/2007 15:07

    Some would say she's….LOST….without him? Huh? HUH!?! ……damn it

  10. pepper 11/07/2007 15:09

       Who is Vaseline Evanseline?

  11. Big Papa 11/07/2007 15:12

    Look at that dark hair - I bet she's got some tittie hairs that I would rip out with my teeth and then floss with them.

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 11/07/2007 15:14

    DB…not quite…she told him to get…LOST…lol

  13. Stinky Pete 11/07/2007 15:15

    I'd love to be able to say … LOST… my wedding ring up in there, and that her first born came out wearing it as a bracelet.

  14. Slaappy 11/07/2007 15:15

    Hot ehhh

     (best evangeline picture ever) ehhh again

  15. coffeeman 11/07/2007 15:18

    This just proves that Hobbits were the whiniest little bitches EVER, Mongro.  It is interesting that this occurred at El Coyote, the site of my little personal indiscretion 3 years ago.  (Nevermind - only kitten and dnj would know what I mean.)  I just decided I'll never go there again, as it obviously is some sort of portal to hell…….

  16. Frankly, Scarlett 11/07/2007 15:19

    I never understood why she chose him to begin with. First off, he's a hobbit, second of all, she's on the island with like 3 other hot guys. I would totally be in the middle of a Jack/Sawyer sandwich. Charlie's just the little gherkin.

  17. DB's Treasure 11/07/2007 15:19

    Caption for banner:

    • I GOT CRABS…….pinching my toes.
  18. DB's Treasure 11/07/2007 15:20

    "A hybrid?  Crying?  Tropical drinks?"

    A fag? Or just British?

  19. tangocash0001 11/07/2007 15:21

     

    • where's a bottlenose dolphin when you need one

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